This was a great laugh, respect. I'm thankful that we've got others here who have a sense of humour and don't take themselves too seriously. Roast posts for when people reach a milestone is a great idea, @juanmiguelsalas is just about to reach 1,000 himself, I wonder if he'll take up the opportunity.
You'll not be losing me as a follower any time soon, I'm looking forward to the next one!