Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is wine!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @quinnertronics:@theabsolute, @doctorcrypto:@rentmoney
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
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HSBI
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Wine
As in,
Of the people who recommend wine: some quiet, but I prefer those of whom some yell yay!
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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Now onto Wine.
Sometimes the pun are hard and sometimes they are easy.
And like a good wine...
The laughs on the side are Cheesy.
hahaha nice
grooooaaan
I finally went out to wine country with the wife-this fancy vinyard we've been talking about visiting for years, Chatteau du Raisin Pleurnichard. I don't even remember how we found out about this place, i think we just heard of it through the grapevine...
We were always caught off-guard by the wine of the month but this time they posted the cabernet just sauvignon.
How do you unlock a champagnes password?
Use brut force
A pun about wine
Is hard to do
Wine about I will do
Now I'm drunk
So is my partner in wine
Its Pour decision time
Some of the best wine in the world is definitely from Italy but the Californian companies tend to wine about the Italians not having sulfites in their bottles and tasting far better with less hangovers.
Did ya hear about the celebrity fancy dress party? My favorite was Shiraz Cleopatra.
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