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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is sick!
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @quinnertronics:@theabsolute, @doctorcrypto:@rentmoney, @ablaze:@cmplxty, @diebitch
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Loved especially “Pour decisions”!!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Sick
As in,
It’s so expensive being sick! Especially when you’re traveling in Spain and you’re feeling green with illness, there’s a fee: verde
OH THAT”S -
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Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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I have a large amount of critters and insects that ended up with a strange sickness.
My family and I have no clue how or why this happened.
My grasshoppers/beetles and even my caterpillars were all infected.
Oddly my coloney of Ants seemed fine, I suspect its because they have anty bodies.
I wonder if they have anty bodies because they are thoraxinated?
Its possible,
To tell you the truth I was real worried that it might be some new strand of Covid as the colony is very ANTi vaccine.
In the ant's defense, I heard they can sting
Ant that the truth!
Nice Win Bros!
haaa
I asked my doctor why I getting rashes and boils on my posterior.
He said it was due to backteria.
You might want to sleep on your stomach because that is an anti-back-area
I was thinking about tryin a new drug for it...But they have to shoot you into space to give it to you.
It's Intro Venus.
Just make sure you don't drink alcohol on your way. In space, everyone is a lightweight.
Oh my
In the last game of the world series, the pitcher was visibly hungover. He constantly had low pitches and couldn't get a strike. He was interviewed after losing the game and asked why he was pitching so low. He said he didn't want to throw up.
Haa
The erectile dysfunction clinic office should be called the Infirmary .