Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Mixed Nuts.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster (~$2), 1 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Mixed nuts
As in,
What did the peanut say to the cashew? Gesundheit.
Bada bing you been punned... see, because "cashew" sounds like "achoo", which is the sound we make when we sneeze and Gesundheit is what you say when someone sneezes, and it's not a great pun, but that's why it's the example pun.
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Trail mix
Hahah nice, short and sweet
!LOLZ
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He's working in the crust station.
@cmplxty, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @theabsolute
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)
Do you think pistachios will ever make it to the moon? I'm sure they'd make great astro-nuts...👩🚀
!LOLZ
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Every judge knows bananas splits.
@elementm, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @theabsolute
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/2)
Thanks :D
My new year resolution is to eat healthy food, I’ll start almonday.
!LOLZ
What's the medical term for when a wild pecan marries an almond and becomes pregnant with twins?
Mixed Nuts.
i told my friend that he was getting a planters wart on his foot, but he just said that i was nuts
The playboy bunnies used to have some pretty wild parties. Sometimes there were people coming from all over the world to spend time in the mansion. It was usually rich white guys mostly but occasionally there would be other ethnicities, sometimes multiple at once, that were in there as well. Some of the bunnies enjoyed this a lot and would call these nights “mixed nuts” as a way to give the night a fun theme.
What is the difference between my classmates and the folks from the asylum?
Ours have a wider variety of different severity, a perfect blend of mixed nuts
@rayius
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Wall-nut that he is, is sure to come along. We'll be raisin hell no doubt. Maybe we'll run into some ladies on this trip! It's been a while, but we've been known to mack-a-dame eons ago.
If it doesn't rain, We'll probably listen to Eminem on my dried blue berry tooth speaker...or whatever the new craze in town is.
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Did you know that my sheep make the best puns, at least that's what I herd.
This week's topic is Mixed Nuts, though
He's trying to fleece you