A Round of Financial Jokes

[nevies]

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Yesterday I posted A Round of Religious and Blasphemous Jokes (for those who don't mind that sort of stuff [also for those who mind too, if you think about it]) and today I've come with another compilation of my jokes for another round of another type of jokes.

I've called these ones financial jokes because they have something to do with money however remote, I thought of adding to the title that some of the jokes might be really remotely related to money but I changed my mind, I didn't want to interfere with the click bait potential of the current title (yes I know how the world works, thank you).

So, here we are, as usual these are short jokes I've posted on Facebook and stuff, and I've put them together for these compilations. Enjoy 🌚.

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Another inflation joke:

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This one needs a little explanation for non-Nigerians, UBA (United Bank for Africa) is a bank in Nigeria while 'Uba' is a common name here too.

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Comments

[phortun]

These are good :) I googled a bit about Naira and it says that 1 USD is currently 415.83 Naira so I guess those 1 Million Naira bills are actually not a joke, are they? :D

[nevies]

Not a joke at all, man, nair has been falling over the decades. But there us no one million naira bill, the highest denomination we have is one thousand naira.

[phortun]

That means that the highest Naira bill is actually worth just some 2 USD? Wow, that´s interesting.

[nevies]

Yeah, man, really interesting and messed up. Time would save us, though, a wealthy country like Nigeria can only be down for so long.

[memehive]

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[nevies]

For sure, I used to, I must have forgotten this time. Thanks a lot 😃✌️

[alt-runner]

I have having a very good laugh here. lol

[nevies]

Hahah 😅 Glad to hear it 👌

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