Boy did i dodge a bullet getting back on the internetz just a little too late.
I could have been in that crowd holding a "MARRY ME" sign and all those snow flakes may have ended my life just by shear weight of their oppression. (lard + gravity)
This could have been me!
Is that guy in the mask staring at me?
Yeah, you don't want to do anything contrary to the mob when the guy in black is there....