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Who is going to do all the tidying up? The house may need a few repairs.

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I'm sure someone has Super Contractor on speed dial.

Usually it is just a pile of dixie cups and paper plates everywhere.... and the dog taped to the ceiling
but these supers take parties to a whole new level.

But a couple of them are rich, so they will probably get in a "cleaning" crew.

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.

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Go Doug!

Actuarials are nothing to sneeze at.

And what is up with getting turned into a vampire from just one blood sucking?
If that were the really the case, there wouldn't be any zombie movies. (they would be Night of the Living Vampires...")

But then they would all go extinct... unless they can survive off of vampire blood.

There was an Ethan Hawke movie where the entire world is run by vampires. Tragic blood rationing at local coffee shops.


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