Just the job! A very short story.

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Dick's fitness for candidacy in the upcoming election was agreed upon unanimously by the committee. Corrupt, unscrupulous, and shifty, Dick Schmuck had all of the requisite attributes and qualities to make an exemplary politician.

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My entry to the #ZapFicMonday contest organized by @felt.buzz.
The prompt is fitness
The image is my own

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Wow what a fantastic and hilarious short story @deirdyweirdy, and the name makes it whole, keep up the good work and stay awesome.



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Thank you kindly m'dear. You're not so bad yourself:)

Thanks, and keep writing awesome content.



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An excellent zapfic from a master of same! I don't get the photo though, unless it's a dick. It's cool though, very cool!

You got it in one! I was trying to think of an appropriate image and remembered taking that 'dick pic' a few years ago thinking it was cute.

Dick Schmuck, an impeccable lier!

Like every other politician before or since!

I thought it was a grumpy owl :)

:)I must concede that photography is not my strong point.

Let me see more of your strangely perfect photographs. =D

Dick schmuck. 🤣🤣🤣

He's a good friend of Vince Steel:)

Haha, Dick looks a bit mushy. 😃

He does look a little crestfallen 'tis true, but in his defence he had just been peed upon by my piddling pooch.

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