The Photo of the First Bill

"Who are we?"

"We're the first bill."

"Who are they?"

"I think they're training for the final bill."

"What about them?"

"That's the old bill. That's our inspiration."

"Why are we here?"

"We're having a group photo with our leader."

"Who's that?"

"He's a a bit of a cock."

"If he's a bit of a cock, why is he the leader?"

"The universe is a strange place."

"There's too many people for one picture. None of our faces will show."

"I don't think that matters. The leaders like having a picture with a big police force behind them. It makes them look tough.."

"You mean, not like a bit of a cock "

"He's still a bit of a cock."

"Does this stuff work?"

"I don't know and I don't care to think about it. It's getting paid to look at a camera."

"You don't need to smile."

"I'll smile anyway."

"Why?"

"Out of habit."

"I think you should imagine, as the picture is being taken, that this bit of a cock is coming to your house for supper."

"Grrrr. Not a nice thought, but I'll try it "

"Why are we called the first bill and final bill?"

"Bill is a term used to describe the police on planet Earth. It comes from a country called the UK."

*First bill?"

"The first ever new police force."

"The final bill?"

"I don't know. You have to ask our leader."

"No. You told me he was a bit of a cock."

"He'll know though."

"Yes, he'll know, but he'll just tell us what we need to hear."

"Maybe, they're the ones to execute the final part of his plan."

"That could be true We don't know. Maybe."

"Here's that bit of a cock now."

"Yes, he going to stand in front of us."

"We need to look at the camera now. Don't smile."

"It's habit."

"Remember, he's coming around your house for tea."

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