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Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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Let me guess, there were bottles of wine?

Is the crane made of wood??? He looks a little stiff, but I really had to look twice!

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Hahaha, hundreds of thousands bottles of wine my friend :)

Wood? And you had to look twice? I think you will have to make an appointment with an optometrist :)

Wood cannot bend down to feed! Unless it is Willow wood :)

He is very much alive and taken at about 500 meters away.

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😂 I've never seen one hold his head quite like that 😲 Maybe I need to look at more cranes :) ...

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Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.

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🤣 No need to, as I was just teasing you a bit 😛

A good night to you from South Africa 😊

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

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🤣 but I really should be able to tell the difference 😂

You have a good night too :)

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You must be killin' it out here!
@wrestlingdesires just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @papilloncharity.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.

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