Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Maryland.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Maryland
As in,
I wanted to watch Maryland, but mom said that’d be staring, so I took just-a-peek. (Chesapeake)
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
Related Content:
- @freewritehouse offers writing and word-smithing contests every week
i was playing this word game about the states with my daughter.
the object was for her to match a fruit with a state. she began
well. an orange is florida
a peach is georgia
umm
an apple is maryland
I love Maryland-I have a ball every time I go there... I'm seriously always raven about it every time I go. Plus they make my favorite cookie there... I'm just hooked on those Baltimore Oreos!
Why is everyone always so happy in Baltimore?
Because it's in Merry-land!
Why is everyone in Maryland always so grumpy?... Seriously, they are just a bunch of crabs! 🦀