Everybody talks about love. You realize that's one thing we all have in common, whether you're a terrorist trying to bomb a church or you're a pastor trying to stop the terrorist, we all believe in love.
We all have what we love, food, our jobs, our family and if you're like me, money. There's a lot of love going round it's very easy to become a fool for it. Relationships are filled with a bunch of people who claim to be blind.
I once was a fool for love. I did some crazy things because I was in love, never again. She broke up with me and ever since that day, I vowed to disrupt any couple I see. Think of me as Batman but with parents.
Maybe I just wasn't ready for love at that time, besides I was only 6 years old, why let something that small define who I am?
The best part about love is it knows no bounds, we can love anything these days. Some people even love themselves, they call it "selflove", others call it narcissistism, I call it masturbation. We can love food too or at least love who cooks them but like always, society wants to limit everything, you can't love a minor, you can go to jail for that.
People make a fuss about everything these days and there's always someone watching you if you ever make a mistake so they can either call the cops or tell you what a horrible person you are. For me, that person would be my neighbor. He's always watching to see me slip. I need to get that dude a girlfriend, or boyfriend and even a dog, it's 2022.
They tell you love makes the world go round and the world revolves around love. They clearly missed geography class because I was taught the sun makes the world go round.
Don't mind me, I love love or at least the idea of it. You can't seem to love freely anymore. For example, I love dark humor but we have a lot of people out there who would think I'm a psycho just because I love orphan jokes and disabled jokes. Okay maybe I'm a little bit psychopathic but I don't need to be judged, if I wanted to be judged, I would commit manslaughter and be judged in a Court.
Come to think of it, why do people make a big deal about manslaughter? What's wrong with men laughing? I see no problem there.
Every religion is based off love, our love for God and everything that comes it, including the 72 virgins waiting for me when I die. I'm very excited, it makes dying singing to look forward too not burning in hell for all eternity.
When I do love another human being, I'm going to spoil her, take her on cruises, you know, a little row-mance. Show her what it feels like to be loved by hitting her on the head with a club and dragging her home, ancestor style.
With everything I've said, I still think Love is beautiful until she takes off her makeup.
Do not forget, love is evol, and never fall in love with a chef, he'll dessert you.
The world is against man's happiness after all 'who runs the world'? Girls!
So much for me being the messed up one. Do they allow phones and gadgets at therapy? Cos I don't see why you should still be posting
One of the best comedy posts I've seen in a while. The jokes kept sneaking up on me!
This man laughed so hard at that, I almost choked on my morning coffee. I could have died! Manslaughter, indeed!
Holy wow, dude! This post is a comedy masterpiece!
With due respect sir can you please come again??😆😆😆😆😆 This is mad love o. I pray it doesn't lead anyone to hell😆😆.
Anyways everyone has once been... Not actually a fool but they are things we do for love that sounds and looks foolish but i dont always see it that way i think we should rather call it a blind act 😆
Do love really exist ☺️
Someone take away this guy's phone😂😂😂😂
Your jokes kept on creeping in on me, how do you come up with ty these?