Dcity giveaway winner + New giveaway

[trumpman]

Another dcity giveaway has come to an end and another one is about to begin!

First let's start with the winner of last week! Unfortunately most participants were quite lazy and most submissions were quite boring. The only one that came close to being funny was this one

Congrats @servelle you are the winner of:

4x Printers
1x Police Equipment
1x Fully Automated Brewery
1x Better Documentation

Ok! Time for the next giveaway!

This time one lucky winner will get:

1 x Hive Mining
3 x AI
1 x Advanced Robotics
3 x Basic Automation
2 x Fully Auto Brewery

Same rules as always. Just leave me a comment and try to make me laugh. No rehive or upvote necessary!

Winner will be announced in about a week!

Good luck plebs!

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Comments

[johnweed]

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Good luck!!

[trumpman]

Control Freak who?

[blanchy]

😂

[trumpman]

Huh?

[summertooth]

Rehived and upvoted
＼(^▽^ )ノ

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[trumpman]

Not funny!

[summertooth]

:(
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[urun]

[epic-fail]

Rigged !

[trumpman]

Always has been

[stickupboys]

its not easy being an egg......you only get laid once....takes you 5 minutes to get hard but 2 minutes to get soft...and the worst thing is the only person to sit on your face is your mother.....

[trumpman]

My mother?

[stickupboys]

[olympicdragon]

Why did they find an alien on earth ? It just fell from space !

[cmmemes]

the plebs should be whipped and taxed more until they become funny

[trumpman]

LOL

[hoosie]

Who swings through the jungle with a fender stratocaster on his back ?
Guitarzan !
!ALIVE @hoosie

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[youarealive]

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[blanchy]

Mixing robots with booze is a recipe for disaster!

[rayius]

Do you know why the Russian and Ukraine war is still ongoing?

Cause the Russians have been "Putin" off the peace talks

@rayius

[amaillo]

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

!PIZZA
!CTP

[luizeba]

What is the difference between ETH and a used condom?

You don't have enough gas to see the punchline.

!LOLZ

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[funnel]

πως πηγαινει το παιχνιδι??...πηγαινει καλα?

[trumpman]

Καλά μωρε, βγάζει κάτι ψιλά !

[funnel]

ολα τα παιχνιδια στο hive παντα κατι αφηνουν...παμε ρε las vegas ...ψησου...αφηνουμε γυναικες και μωρα και την κανουμε για splinterfest στο vegas ...ψησου λεμε

[servelle]

Thank you very much, I didn't expect to win because my humor is not often enjoyed in my language (FR) and my English is not very good, but I like to participate.
!LOLZ

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[lolzbot]

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Can February march?
No, but April may.
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[trumpman]

🥰🥰🥰🥰

[pizzabot]

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[finguru]

Eskimos are PRO Bitcoin HODLERS because....because they use a cold wallet. xD

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[trumpman]

Oh god...

[iamchuks]

Europa League looking Ronaldo eye to eye