Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Opening Night at the Theatre!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @cmplxty, @quinnertronics, @doctorcrypto, @theabsolute, @paul.atreides
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Orbituary. HA!
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Opening Night at the Theatre
As in,
Why do chickens never hatch backstage? Because everyone is breaking alL egg!
OH THAT”S -
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Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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Let’s see.. backstage huh?
The latest opening night of the political theater is starting. The actors (politicians, media faces) are taking their place, the scene is set and the drama is co[n]vi(d)iently directed at the front where people are getting sick while they are out back robbing our cars, houses and bank accounts. Keep your eyes on the stage though!!!111
Ford's theater, april 1865:
"Welcome to Ford's Theater, Mr. Lincoln, we found a great booth for you, hand picked from the Vice President as the best seat in the house. You'll just die once you see this view."
Lol that's a good one!
The reviews were positive for the Phantom Menace of the Opera. They said it was a tour de force!
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