How to survive the Coronavirus

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The virus doesn't discriminate and it looks like it is going to be extremely far reaching...

For that reason we need a coronavirus survival kit!

What should we put in this kit of ours?

Well we will need all the essentials...

We will need some canned food.

We need toilet paper of course.

We need masks (well maybe not because people are hoarding them), but perhaps 1 or 2 won't hurt for when we do actually get sick.

Oh, and make sure you pick up some bitcoin.

(Source: https://twitter.com/bitcoinmemehub)

Unlike cash, it can't get you sick from holding it and transacting in it.

Also, if everyone is going to be sitting at home for weeks at a time bitcoin makes for a good way to transact without having to come in contact with all those pesky disease spreaders!

*This post was meant to be satire posted to the Funny Community

Stay informed my friends.

-Doc

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The situation in some Italian hospitals is dramatic.

@jrcornel, In my opinion many underestimating Corona Virus but in contrary it's spreading real nightmares and tensions all over the world. Let's pray 🙏 and hope that this Virus will get stopped very soon. Stay blessed.

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In the news, they are saying it will last until May at least if not longer...

In my opinion we cannot believe Mainstream Media and most importantly we have to stay away from the Fear. We have to follow what is good and if something has to happen it will happen anyway in my opinion. Stay blessed.

Nobody really knows how long it will spread until the virus is too weak... People are trying to estimate it based on number of new infections.

One thing is for sure and that is, Life Is Uncertain. Let's hope for the best and stay blessed.

It is the uncertainty in life that keeps us believing in divine entity like God... We can't anticipate every move of other people but God can...

Sounds true. Stay blessed.

Great tips on how to protect yourself from the coronovirus and earn bitcoins. The main thing is that toilet paper is in stock.

*This post was meant to be satire posted to the Funny Community

well, it might be satire for you but apart from the toilet paper buying spree its good advice...

Indeed. I should defend myself with some BTC 🙆

BTW: I love your content buddy. I love to stay informed!

@tipu Curate this post cause I don't have enough SP on me 😄

Well masks are for when you are well, so that you have less likelihood of breathing in the virus (or bacteria)

Also, the masks are good for when you are sick and you go out to not cough anything on anybody.

But, when you are at home, and sick, the mask does no good. In fact, it inhibits airflow, and the coronavirus attacks the lungs really badly.

I actually read there is the possibility of masks making you sick as they can act as a sort of reservoir for the virus to replicate.

first, there are two types of masks

  1. those folded, flat masks
  2. formed, form fitting N-95 masks

The folded flat masks are just for keeping your spittle off of other people.
They do not help for anything else.

The N-95 (keeps out 95% of particulate dust) can be a barrier to you breathing in viruses and bacteria. So, they are better protection than nothing.
However, over time, they get moist from your breath and can be a way of accumulating, and keeping alive the viruses you want to avoid.

Further, when you are most virulent, is just before you have any symptoms. That is when you should be wearing a mask to protect other people, but you don't know to do that.

When a person is sick and having trouble breathing because their lungs are filling up with mucus, a mask can kill them, just like putting a pillow over their face.

I still don't understand why toilet paper... it's a waste, just like fiat.

I still think that, in the USA, it's not going to be as bad as people think it is going to be. There are people freaking out thinking that it's going to cause the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. Many of these same people tend to be anti-Trump. That tells you everything you need to know why they're engaging in catastrophism.