Rumors are going around the twatter sphere that certain UK cabinet members are being held under house arrest, charged with war crimes, fraud, and for being a totally spineless wanker.
In other news, NPC's line up to try out a new covid medicine made by big phamra giants, Smith Kine & Killem.
The medicine is to be taken orally and has been classed as 'not too bad' by the UK medical board.
Heinz Toppemall, the chairman of the UK medical board said it should be available for all NPC's shortly.
Mr Toppemhall said:
"This new medicine , called 'Cyanide4-NPC', will bring great relief to millions of people, and that's what really matters.
Side effect may include inability to think clearly, due to lack of oxygen to the brain, but so far, we haven't noticed any effects in our NPC volunteers."
'We can't wait to try it out , and it's all thanks to our wonderful government and caring corporations'
As lockdown's across the world severely affect mental health in sane people, it seems that the SJW's are immune - with zero reported suicides so far, globally.
The reason for this is unclear, but it seems that no one's really giving too much of a shit about them and just can't be bothered to go down into the basement and inquire as to their health status.
And finally, in an attempt to argue for socialism, a three year study has compiled all the information available to date, to offer a compelling argument for the leftist movement.
All the data was fed into a 28 quantum computers to assimilate all the information, and put forward a logical reason for the existence of leftist logic.
These are the results of three years calculations, and 28 quantum computers working together on the problem, 24 hours a day:
And finally...
Three philosophical nuggets - and a tonic for the troops...
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If only noose reporters would divide the states by anything other than the finger you pick your nose with or what gang color you represent, like weather. Never mind--California and Michigan are currently divided over that one.
Carry on