Back about a buncha bottles of whiskey ago, there was a 4-pack of comedians called Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Ron White was my favorite of the four. He doesn't censor his curse words like the other three female dogs. He's always got a scotch, the longer he performs the drunker, Cuban cigar in the other hand and crass like "my wife knows what I want and I know what she won't do."
Another dude on the tour was Jeff Foxworthy. He had a segment called "You Might Be A Redneck if" where he'd crack jokes like "if you mow your front yard and find a car... you might be a redneck." This is like that only different.
There's more churches in The South than schools. More churches than banks. There's more churches here than people! They do funny things here, too, like censor gin and indo on the radio but #GD #Bwords are live on the air like adult store super-center grand openings and "ɎØɄ ₥Ʉ₴₮ ⱤɆ₱Ɇ₦₮!" So I snapped a couple photos, Amen.
Welcome. Hi. Have we met? 👊🏼 Nice to be seen. This is what Bible Belt propaganda looks like when you're not all like sSs0Oo0oO0oo Old Testament.
If the original cover image captured two billboards above Jesus with his hands tied behind his back and you only had room for one, you might be in the Bible Belt.
If a pair of handicap parking spaces are accompanied by a pair of crucifixes at a biker church because God rides a Harley, you might be in the Bible Belt.
When roadways are lined with illuminated unneighborly billboards praying for forgiveness, you might be in the Bible Belt.
If you're in California and the luggage rack on top of the car next to you is glowing FAITH the driver's more than likely a George Michael fan. In the Bible Belt they're not George Michael fans! They've never been George Michael fans and anyone who listens to George Michael will burn in hell.
If the tailgate in front of you is talking to itself, avoid that truck! It's either a split personality tailgate or the whole thing's having a psychotic break. However, if the talking tailgate is included in the sticker price and 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔱𝔥 𝔲𝔭𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢, you might be in the Bible Belt.
You might be in the Bible Belt if the local radio station crucified their mailbox to a cross.
If the van in front of you is not a church or a religion or a private van at all and it's just a normal ass van with a family of four returning home from a spiritual retreat, you might be in the Bible Belt.
You might be in the Bible Belt if you want a glass of sweet tea and order both coffee and sweet tea because the neighbors coveted wife backed over your mailbox and you want to kill her.
Omega. If you can snap a shot of faith in motion and nobody's vehicle changed lane for lane, signal for signal, you might be in the Bible Belt.
Ok, was I the only one who noticed the way the black baby was super imposed on the billboard with the hooded white baby lurking in the background effect? So creepy😬🤔🤪
Anyways awesome post man!
Hey! Your job isn't to comment that is my job!
Appreciate all three of you keeping an eye on me. They make it so easy to write jokes. You should see dinner menus. If I was unfamiliar with plagiarism I'd just screen menu items—hilarious.
But you're never too far from a Chic-Fil-A!
I still have yet to be at a chick-fil-a. The bland white online menus do a great job making their nuggets look good. I always wondered if they tasted better than cardboard but was never really tempted to find out...
My idea of fast food is subway not that it's any better, I don't eat there either. I honestly can't tell you the last time I had chicken... 5 years at least. This ain't about my eating habits. Dude..
I had Chic Fil-A in this article and swapped it out for banks. I'm often tempted to photo the got dang drive thru at a got dang chic fil-a.. Double row of cars, between 20 and 50 wrapped around parking lots onto city streets stopping traffic. I don't get it.
What in the real fuck is so special about Chic-Fil-A?!
Before swapping it out last minute, I would've linked Chic-Fil-A so thanks! I still got to.
Lot less traffic at Chic-Fil-A on Sunday. Just sayin'
Like the car wash during a monsoon.
Honestly I can respect em on that thing. Close and loose a weekend day profits. I mean not what I’d do but clearly it ain’t a money grab
Chick fil a ain’t bad. Only fast food I’ll grab around here in a pinch chicken wise
You and 100% of others around here eat Chic-Fil-A. We don't have them like this where I'm from. They stop traffic to get in.
KFC, buddy's bbq and all the other shit food that litters these city are screaming for consumers but not chic... Nope! They got two lines of cars with employees taking order in the parking lot from am to pm.
So I did a couple searches and found articles like the above one I linked, more like this one and now it makes all kinda sense. I can't believe what they do is legal.
And me too.
You've got about 20k delegations between the two accounts, do you plan on migrating one way or the other? Which account would be appropriate to delegate to?
Thank you.
And another 3k was added after the fact by abundance.tribe
5k was delegated to @dynamicsteemians by @abundance.tribe essentially at first my my attempt to get to 10k, which was just a brief mention in a post really as a pipe dream.
Once that randomly appeared I went ahead and bought a 90 day delegation for 5k from @blocktrades.
The aim was to better support commenting and engaging.
An additional 5k went to dynamic hivers which was unexpected. Neither delegation was really asked for or discussed. I have been trying to only upvote others comments 0.03 daily and avoid upvoting my own, Sometimes its happens though.
@dynamicsteemians is the preferred account for HP for organization purposes really. They HP on dynamichivers appeared as a bonus and it am still trying to use to support comments.
Each day when hp mana gets to 100% I go back and cast 0.03 value upvotes to all replies. Until mana is 80-85%. On slow days I can cast larger upvotes ie 0.06 or an occasional 100% upvote to smaller accounts comment. When busy than i am just behind until next day.
Noted. I'm not huge delegator guy like the accounts you mention but I like to do something for the curations who make a difference. You got enough passion to make the list. Every little bit helps.
SOLIDARITY!
No, seriously if you want to delegate HP that is cool. @dynamicsteemians is the account. Im trying to be transparent with everything. Keeping auto voter at 7% or rather at a percentage that will allow for daily mana recharges from 80-85% to 100% in 24 hours.
I am reblogging every post I curate/auto voter on and unless its a sub par actifit post or something I dont want to promote I wont reblog which is less than 1%.
The more HP delegated means bigger upvotes(within reason) for everyone and of course curation to help provide sustainability.
You're good for the blockchain. I notice, I know many others do too.
Get back to work you two! Now leave Dan alone now. Youz have made a scene. Y'all hear now! I tell youz what!
Sorry @dandays won't happen again I swear!
Another entertaining post from ya! I was laughing the whole time!
Tell @dynamicgreentk and @dynamichivers no worries, I totally get it.
So do I
So do I
Americans sure love their Jesus! Our bible belt only has a few text signs out in farmer fields. Atleast in the US, some artists take their time to 'pretty it up', huh! Here, they mostly keep the brainwashing inside the families and churches (and some schools).
This part of the country is relentless.
Good morning Shorts and Foodie. Thing is, if you've never been here you can't understand the advertising that goes on in this country. That is normal to Americans who have never been outside. I thought it was normal too. Nowhere else we've been is it like this.
At an airport in the states, for example, you can see 5-25 billboards at all times advertising anything from car rentals to injury attorneys, everywhere. On freeways, they're usually in two's, both coming and going, and they're spread out no more than a couple football fields.
Advertising advertising advertising Advertising advertising advertising Advertising advertising advertising Advertising advertising advertising.
Example: in California those billboards would be a strip joint, local weed dispensaries, and car insurance, shit like that. Florida: "I ❤️ Trump," parasailing, and condo leases. In The South, however, it's Jesus, adult store, donuts, Jesus Chic-Fil-A, and more Jesus.
Information overload! I wonder if it even has any effect if there's so much advertisement all around you.
Guess atleast they still think so.
I need to work on that.
Good morning my friend. It's time to make some breakfast for the family. We've got some family visiting since Friday and staying for the week. As soon as I can find some time I'll catch up with you and expect to be entertained as is always the case.
Later
Well thanks for checkin on me. Enjoy yourself, see you when you get back.
I'm back.
I ever tell you I've been to that hotel? The writer wrote it in a fancy hotel in the Colorado mountains, in Estes Park. It's just a little joint, nothing like Hollywood. But I went there twice, had rabbit etoufe the second time and never did that again.
Only time I've seen big horn sheep. And I saw them both times. Funny. They were looking at the cars from a cliff side, looking down on stopped traffic who stopped because we're staring at the sheep like "if you'd continue driving, please, we can jump this road and continue doing what we were doing."
Did you the stairs?
Climbed them.
did you shout "DAAAANNNNYYYYYYYY"?
Sorry I completely missed this one!
I am gonna quote my favourite writer:
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I'm glad you think so Ed, thank you. I appreciate you stopping by any time sir, no wrong time. This trolling shit's great ain't it? I'm having a blast!
So am I!
Me too!!
So are weeeee!!
Hahahah that guy is too funny
Hahahahaha 😂😂
Just like the South of my country Nigeria. The Northerners are ~mostly~ Muslims while Southerners are Christians.
The South here too is the Bible belt. Churches everywhere, when stepping out of a church you have to be careful else you'll bump your head into another church.
I'm a Southerner, myself, but I'm irreligious. I saw through the bullshit years ago 😂
I'm with you dude, any of those entities which includes organized religion doesn't have my trust. Their history and track record is ruled by humans who notoriously can't do anything right and, quite frankly, terrify the shit outta me.
Interesting, England is divided the same way, north majority is Muslim and south is Christian. Here in the US it's mostly Christian with so many different religions dude, I can't keep up with them. But in The South they call it, it's Baptist. Everything is Baptist Baptist, southern Baptist, praise the Baptist, Baptist of the light, Baptist Baptist Baptist on every corner.
So you're saying if I go to Nigeria with my blonde/blue eyed wife and all my tattoos are out and shit, all I need to do is go to Southern Nigeria and I'll blend right in unnoticed because I'm not Muslim?
Sounds too easy.
Yea, would fit right in, just like home.
Wassup my Nigerians?!?
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Jesus memes are fun
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Hahahahahaha. Crazy interesting shit right here, Man. I love the way u messed with the words, that's some word play right there man. And it was fire🧡🔥🔥
I'm glad you appreciate it, thank you. Was it funny like funny, funny and more is welcome funny or funny like dude that's not fuckin funny and I should refrain from part II?
You might be in the Bible Belt if you won't confess you like both.
Hehe, well, it was funny like funny and dude don't try to refrain from this shit 'cause it's damn gold.(litty litty)🔥👍
Much thanks @driplord, you're a funny dude with funny family, your opinion means a lot.
Alright, anytime, dude.
But i don't wanna be in the motherfucking bible belt!
Why not it's hilarious!
Well uhmmmm, it sure is hilarious but i don't fancy it 'cause am an atheist and i see religion as a some lame ass shit.
So that be why, man.👌
A black atheist in the south?!?! LOL! Dude that's funnier than my jokes.
Hehehe, sounds interesting.
Yeah, for real a black atheist from the south. I ain't joking, does it sound like i'm kidding?🥺😖
😅😅 Omg! I almost thought you made it up until I saw the cool snapshots! The Bible Belt seems like an interesting, contradicting place to be!
I hope you are having a relaxing day. 🙂
Yeah it's great. Not all the time it's not. No it's miraculous and beautiful here. Well unless you're on the south side after dark. It's great! It's slow. It's exciting. It's boring.
Any better would be a sin if that counts.
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Thanks for that trip down memory lane. I didn't grow up in the Bible belt but I was basically surrounded by all that sort of messaging, as a kid. Kinda nuts.
As a kid Huh? That explains it.
If I took my time and drove around looking for Bible Belt material, I'd have double digit images every couple miles. I didn't even have to go far to get those. They make it so easy to write jokes.
And I'm Christian!
If you're Christian, and you can write this kind of article, then you're the good kind of Christian in my book. I don't get along with the crazy conservative ones that tell me I'm going to hell, and try to shove their bullshit down my throat. But you, I'd probably get along with :)
The fuckin hell you mean probably?
That's funny. I'm glad you think so dude, thank you. Yes'ir I'm Christian and I get along well with my mirror. I'm a big fan of wtf ever you do to get along with yours, too, and I'll help clean up a campsite with you any day, we can exchange stories, so there - thbbb!
I'm not a big fan of the organized kind though, never have been. I understand a lot of people are though and I respect that, so I keep them in mind when I put something like this together. Just tryin to be funny, not hurtful. Jokes not bones.
Next time they push their ideals in your face tell'em quick! Your left hand, hurry! Put it away!! It knows what the right one's doing! They'll probably still judge you anyway but at least you'll make an impression.
Lol, I love the approach of chucking their good book right back at them. I've used the "Let he who has no guilt throw the first stone" thing before. They don't normally appreciate that one. Mainly because as soon as the words are out of my mouth, I start throwing the stones.
Kidding of course… jokes are much better than bones.
On and then there's my other favorite, the ol smack'em upside with head with reality trick. "You watch porn. Yeah you do and you know it. You're disqualified from judging me, sinner."
Reality really bites sometimes, doesn't it?
Can't have no guilt, if I ain't got the religious structure it requires to exist.
Throws stone
So. I gots a couple of questions for you, since you been there in Pennsyltucky long enough to be considered a native or dammed near.
How come it's never Northern or Eastern or Western Baptists?
They is towns that have more churches than catfish restaurants, but not many.
You think they paint that stuff on their cars 'cause their memory is so bad they'd forget from day to day.
Jimmy Barnes really isn't a blues singer, more a blues shouter, but this just hit on my feed and I'm pretty sure it was recorded in Memphis.
I thought of you today, wait! It gets weirder.....
Now I've seen everything.
So. You suspect that is an escapee or is it a break away? Bunch of young punk baptists that refuse to go the same direction as their parents and grand parents?
Ahahahahahahaha. I could have some serious fun with this...
Dang. Thank you for showing me that. That put me in park for 13 minutes. Listened twice. Everything just... vanished. Joe Bonamassa is on the guitar, correct? Dang.
Funny. Good question about the Direction of those Baptists. Must mean the one Presbyterian church in the whole state is multi directional.
I think we should laugh about these things, don't you? Seems no matter the what, we can either laugh or be pissed. Less people should be pissed.
I miss Memphis. We spent a thanksgiving there once. Probably 2013, pre 2014 I know that much cuz we were drinking. We got a room at whatever hotel is directly across the street from the Gibson factory. That night, Wednesday before Thanksgiving, that year. I miss Memphis.
Yep. Joe Bonamassa is on the guitar. That's how come he shows up in my feed :)
I am from a family of Episcolapians, non directional Episcolopians at that. I am fully in agreement that laughter is best, but some of those folks take their Jesus and churchin' pretty seriously. Politely turn my head and put my hand over my mouth to laugh or something :)
All that and some just damn fine ribs.
Just gimme a 24 hour window if an Episcolopian is passing through Memphis in the near future.
The image on pic 5 clearly shows that he indeed makes a person raise from the grave.
Nonetheless,looking at his face on the image of pic 4 it looks to me as if that girl in front of him makes something else r(a)ise ...
Moreover, for just a bunch of flowers; Ooooooooonly in the Bible Belt.😇
Hahaha!! Hold on, danget! Damn you!!! :time out:
'Jesus please forgive me for laughing at @smasssh. He's been supportive for quite some time Lord and rarely drops comments Lord but he did this time and I laughed! Out loud! I didn't even notice it was a chick in pic 5 until he pointed it out - forgive me!'
:time in: Always a please when you stop by sir. Amen.
That sign that talks about needing coffee & Jesus to feel less murdery is just plain crazy; I'd be afraid to drive through there even though I'm Christian! Too much of a good thing, just ain't good no more, if you get my meaning! I fully understand the tags you used here 🙈🙉🙊
That virtual smooch on the cheek was me for noticing the #TagStory. 😘
Happy Sunday Lizelle, you sure are busy on this blockchain with hosting and cooking and repairing and and and. Thanks for making time to keep an eye on me.
Pretty funny right? I'm Christian, too, I know all about that don't let the two hands know and trust me with a small amount so if they're gonna keep doing it, @lizelle, I'll laugh more.
How are you guys doing there? Feel safe? Is it getting better?
Col 2:22-23
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I had to look up those 2 verses, very appropriate as that is exactly how many self-righteous (insincere) people live their lives. No thank you!
Things are back to normal in as much as we can go shopping again but awful to see the destruction; we wanted to go to a store that's best for electrical household appliances and learned that they're also totally destroyed, a massive place; it just boggles the mind! The scary part is part is that the people have seen just how easy it is😒
There's threats of new riots as this corrupt ex-president whose daughter incited the people, has to appear in court tomorrow but we heard he's been conveniently hospitalized this weekend, so we wait. I made sure my food supply is sorted this time around, hopefully nothing happens!
Well I'm glad I guess to hear that. 🤔
Last time I could sense a little more uneasy and uncertainty. This time seems maintained. It's not just you guys either, they're fighting around the world right now. Have you been keeping up with Italy, Australia, France? More places, those are just the big ones.
Did I understand that correctly, the ex-presidents daughter is on trial for inciting these riots?? What did she do?
I like your great work,the contractor did a very clean road here,in fact all the photos are looking fine.
Thank you. I'm glad you think so. Stop by anytime, plenty more photos where those came from.
I have lived/worked/trained in North Carolina, South Carolina, the Panhandle of Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisianna, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and, well, I could go on, buy why?
Everything you say is true and it is hard to keep a straight face when reading it. Bless their hearts!
The first place I went for a three-month training was South Carolina... I literally cried rolling into town. I'm much better now.
Ya'got Suth'ern Belle all overs'ya mmkay.
It is funny isn't it? Bless their hearts. I'm just as Christian as the next guy but that doesn't mean all the Hallelujah's and it's not a choice billboards aren't funny. I mean c'mon.. who in the hell can look at it's not a choice billboard on the same freeway pole as a Gastro Intestinal medical center billboard and not laugh?
Doesn't matter who you pray to, that's hilarious.
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Or "Exit here for XXXXX Girls here!"
As if. 😇
Wow Jesus can be seen everywhere
'Can a get a Amen!'
Lol
Funny stuff!
Dear Jesus, I have a problem it's me!
Dear child I have an answer it's me!
Okay then Dear Jesus, here's my problem.
When I was an Altar Boy I was abused by the priest at our parish.
My question to you is, do you know a good lawyer, I'd like to get at some of that money you have squirreled away in the vaults of the Vatican while so many believers go hungry.
Sorry kid all of that loot is for a rainy day. You never know when we will need to build another Arch for all of the helpless animals who might perish if they can't swim.
On our way to Florida, there has to be a Jesus Billboard every 10 miles as we get into the southern states.
You either believe or you don't, I would like to meet the person who was convinced to become a believer because he/she read a billboard.
Oh yes! Packed a freshy, just poured a new cup, time to get into some Sweed engagement. Wassup man? As much rain and sunshine as you've got, your farm must be obese!
I think the jokes work better cuz I'm Christian. My credentials aren't important. That said.. dude they're nuts! How in the hell does this many "Christians" not see something terribly wrong with:
Praise Jesus / Adult Store / No Abortion / Adult Super Center / Choose Life / Adult Mega Store / He Died For You
Add a couple injury attorneys and real estate firms and you have your freeway advertisements. Is it just me? Maybe it's just me, I am the common denominator here, maybe I'm mistaken. But if I'm not then there's something evil goin on with the advertising strategy in this part of the country.
Did I get tangenty? I did Huh? Please forgive me.
Things are looking really good in the garden for sure. We've got a run on cucumbers. Our daughter-in-law loves pickles and raves about ours. With her at the farm for the week with our son and family, the two of us will be making a couple of quarts of them today. This batch is for them to take home unless she eats all of the pickles we've already made and have in the fridge. We're going through a quart of the pickles a day.
Funny story, our daughter-in-law is a pretty smart cookie, but at times she has her blond moments. She has a small garden at home and is also growing cucumbers for making pickles. She hasn't had much luck growing them and didn't have enough to fill a quart jar. When I talked to her, just before their coming to the farm, she told me that the few she grew she would bring with them because she didn't know what to do with them.
I told her she could just eat the cucumbers. She didn't realize that pickles are cucumbers. I had to explain to her that all pickles start out as cucumbers, just like the ones you put in a salad.
She's a great kid and it's a good thing she can take some busting because we all had a pretty good time with that one.
I find it to be very amusing that following a few Praise the Lord billboards a billboard advertising adult toys, videos, lingerie, and whatever other gadget is needed to accessorize one's appetite for pleasure is there for the viewing.
You know the lawyers need to get into the action. The way I see it, there have to be a lot of car accidents on these roads littered with this dung as people try and read them all and then contemplate which exit ramp they should get OFF on.
Let's not forget the South of The Border Signs which add a little more distraction.
Advertising, in general, is evil. We live in a society where people are getting dumber and dumber by the day.
Here's some tanjentency back at you!
Love it!
And I didn't see the pickle joke coming, perfectly executed!
You know these billboards make perfect sense now, thanks. Adult store billboards are in the lead so naturally there needs to be repentance billboards. Like you said, with all the fantasizing and repenting, there's a need for injury attorneys because vehicle incidents. And the real estate, well, it's a hot market.
In a way, it scares me. I can't always restrain myself in the presence of churchmen, and the guys from this gang. But in this place I would pretend to be dumb and deaf. Double benefit-security and donations...
I know what you mean. As I age I continue trying to blend so I'm evolving toward this thing where I keep to myself, stealth mode, snap shots and crack jokes later.
How you doin man? Check you out, celebrity status. You've been here a long time. Way to lead by example. Congrats on your 5th. 🎂
Thanks! :) In a sense, this is an undeserved anniversary, after all, I have not always been here. Career, personal life, the fight against the churchmen...
Everything is successful. Now have a small 6-month-old natord :) So my wife said- go practice English and earn money so that we get the fuck out of this country.
Congratulations, wait. I mean congratulations on the 6 month old, not the personal work bla bla life stuff.
I thumbed through your content just now, now I remember. It was that Boomy article you did. That dude's a hell of an entertainer. Or maybe it just me and he really sucks and it's all my fault cuz I find humor in the obituary's.
You say "this country," which one? I thumbed through right quick and couldn't find you, you guys in the US? My wife and I were able to stay in a total of 16 countries 30 days or less until we got caught up in this last February and got trapped in England... kicked out... the whole shpeal.
Curious where you guys are thinking of going. We didn't think we'd be here this long but here we are. My wife is convinced we'll be outta here by March.
Ps—Sometimes I write long ass responses.
No, my friend, we are not in US... Writing this lines from Russia with love ;)
Well, boom makes really extraordinary content. But I like your style too, I will follow new posts!:)
I really appreciate that, thank you. Let me know if my entertainment levels dip and I'll kick my own ass.
Quit feeding me cool shit and I'll quit responding these lengthy things.
Firstly, do you have a destination in mind? Does your wife want to go somewhere in particular? If mine had her way, we'd be in Greece now like now right now!
Anywho.. during our travels, we befriended a Russian. His name's Vladimir. Russian dude who was staying in Costa Rica cuz the US deported him after 20 years which is just absurd to me. His 'home' is in Israel, he just bounces between Costa Rica and Israel. Now, however, he can't leave Israel.
My point is, we've remained in close contact and that Russian dude is one of the coolest people we met during a two year adventure.
We are thinking about New Zealand :)
I can guess why Vladimir was deported and why he is so cool... We are not very good at following all the laws :D It's fun in life, but sometimes it causes problems.
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Of course it's a glowing cross on the door, duh!
That red paint I'm assuming represents the Passover. More Old Testament stuff. Remember that one? Back in the Moses in Egypt days. Spread blood above their doors that one night and the first born is passed over.
Redneck depends who you ask. Someone from the south might say their old confederate flags were red they wore around their necks. A city boy from California might say cuz they're all farmers and have sun burnt necks.
I'm an equal opportunity shit talker. Wherever they're from, whoever they pray to, doesn't matter.
I'm glad you liked it. Thank you. <-- Really. How'd I do? I really suck at receiving compliments but enough about me. Feeling less murdery?
One vowel edit and the words are worlds apart.
Conf0rmation.
It's what Americans do. Nothing anywhere else that doesn't pertain to us means shit, nothing, zilch, nada, shouldn't even exist.
I appreciate you critically critiquing me, not sure how many people can say that without a blue face emoji but i take it as a compliment. Errors make me crazy. As I've told you a buncha times, that "edited" next to the title I can't handle. So I try really hard to be error free. I'll never admit how much time I spend editing a piece.
Sometimes I'll read something so many times though it doesn't read wrong if it says the the. This is my long winded way of saying it's cool I'm not the only one who's weird about stupid shit.