Yawn... Fart... Scratch, Scratch...
Cool it Buddy..!
Ice Coffee for me please. No muddy bathwater warm java this time of the year...
Too Damn Hot..!
I awoke at 4:29 as I usually do. 4-5 am. No alarm needed. And No, it is not bladder related. But usually it gets emptied just the same.
I no longer eat breakfast. So how in thee Fug am I supposed to take part in this #weekend-engagement..?
The Struggle is REAL..!
I only eat one meal a day most days. If I did not do this, I would be 400+lbs. So a beverage it is. That is usually the first thing on the list. It will be a bottle of filtered water. Followed by coffee, most times the Monster Energy Swiss Chocolate Coffee drink on ice. I also drink Crystal-Lite (grape flavor) from time to time. Sweet Tea is almost always a with the meal option. For some reason it never is on the morning liquid breakfast menu.
Liquid Breakfast...
It is just too damn hot this time of the year here in the Jungles of Tropical North Florida. (usa) Once in a blue moon, from time to time, I will do a cold bowl of cereal, with some peanut butter toast.
Coffee Please...
You can bet I will do a pot or two of coffee here at home in the cool season. But out on the road, KrazzyTrukker don't play the coffee game. That shit most truckstops try to pass off as java is pure liquid S.H.I.T.
And now it must be grown by Magical Elves in The Rainforests Mountains of South America. Way too expensive for my budget.
Bad Image...
Coffee and it's reputation here in the formerly free / now communist, united, clown world, states of china. The coffee reputation used to be, working class, pick you up, kick you in the ass, and get you going drink. Grown in the Mountain Jungles of Brazil and Columbia.
Grown by and harvested by this one Juan guy. Then hauled down off those mountains by his trusty sidekick jackass.
That hard working Jack Ass and his donkey both look like they could use a double shot Expresso...
Coffee Now..!
The current reputation of coffee here in the (C.C.U.S.A. / Comm. China usa) Clown Country as we now call it. 🤡
Bad image. Thanks to the Candy Coffee stores, catering sweet treats to the trendy, mentally ill, arrested developement generation of those very same country destroying clowns. 🤡
Bad Ass Java Drinkers...
Coffee no longer has the hard working, ass kicking reputation it once had. But then again, people like @galenkp, @scubahead, many others, and Me. We will always rock the black gold, old school style.
Breakfast of Champions..?
So let the libtards, those mentally ill L.B.G.T.Q + SD. P. rstuvlmnoweirdos, try to steal our java rep.
The liquid breakfast of champions will always be a kick ass way to start my day.
Keep on KrazzyTrukkin...
Bkack, no milk, no sugar. It’s the way I like it. Coldbrew is perfectly acceptable:)
Thaaazzz Right..!