What would you do if some random off the street walked into your house and started yelling at your pets about, "No mustard!" .... ?
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What would you do if some random off the street walked into your house and started yelling at your pets about, "No mustard!" .... ?
I think that's why he left Australia!
Oi you cheaky little cunt, lay off that mustard!
It's mine!! All mine!!! :0D
I thought that mob of Kangaroos banished him from the tribe? That was a myth?
Kangaroos are a myth. God's sake, everyone knows that!
Stop saying that! Just because I believe in Kangaroos, that doesn't make me slow!
Nothing wrong with being slow, at least you would win the race
Hi. I think I finally get what you mean by that. Sorry it took so long.
Lol. Well played!!
ha!
I knew someone would ask this particular question.
Firstly, I never run out of mustard.
However, in the hypothetical scenario I did, the first order of business would be to calm my dog down - he is highly protective of his sausages and if someone is after the mustard, he would know what was coming next.
Yeah. That's good advice. Much easier to calm the pet down than trying to get the random intruder to relax.
There is no hope for the intruder - they don't have mustard.
I keep some by the door just in case.
A wise move.