...'enter at your peril, going in here for a piss was a desperate act of foolishness'...
Oh, my! I think I would rather wet my pants.
You are truly a brave lad... You have my sincere admiration for putting up with that for 4 years.
Upped and Reposted
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Thanks @dswigle, there's a lot more horrors to come, this is just the start!