So
If you know me you know I love moais, tikis and other related stuff.
South America, Mayans Yukatan, Mexico, Aztecs, Incas, Olmecs, Danny Trejo.
This kind of stuff.
Maybe in previous life I lived there? I don't know.
I sculpt moais since teenager's years. I don't know why?
like this one:
Man, just give me a bar of soap and I'll return you Moai.
Well, sometimes it will be penis.
But the moais will be, like, 6 times out of 9.
Unless you specifically say you want a soap penis for some reason.
Funny thing, I didn't make a soap pussy in my life... like ever.
And I didn't do LSD...
I've never been to Mars...
I'm not sure why...
But with this last day of the shittiest year of millenium, I can make my own resolutions.
Still.
'Cause I'm alive.
And you are too.
So,
Happy Erections Mofos!
And fuck mosquitos tambien!