Awesome? Pssh. It's borderline illegal it's so good! Pura's off today and tomorrow. She gets her Downton Abby right now and I'm doing this so don't you worry about scaring me with a good time.
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Awesome? Pssh. It's borderline illegal it's so good! Pura's off today and tomorrow. She gets her Downton Abby right now and I'm doing this so don't you worry about scaring me with a good time.
Oh, yeah! Dowtown Abbey. I love her already.
Oh yeah she only does the cool stuff. And she's nice to me too! Oh my god and a showstopper too. Have I told you I'm The Luckiest Guy...... you know what I'm gonna say.
So darned lucky, you are! In fact, you are the luckiest guy alive. I know what that looks like because I'm the luckiest girl alive and I would use that but I hear it's already been taken by some guy called Dan something or other. :P
But it's okay because I know it to be true. Honest to God that's good enough for me, except maybe when I'm, you know, bragging to you.
What? She doesn't get a foot massage while she's relaxing? Unheard of! Just saying.
Oh for sure she does! Her feet are super sensitive, I use that to my advantage regularly, she hates it if I tickle her feet. But just rubbed without lotion, yes ma'am. Home-run. It's my secret weapon. 🤫