I know it! 4,759 is a record for me by a long shot, I swear I didn't know. 'I have no idea.'
No really, I didn't know. I do all this from an iOS device without word or a writing app or those things so it doesn't help with typos, grammar.... character count! It wasn't until I plugged it into Ecency I was "oh damn."
I even shot out a couple lines off chain, 'is that way too much??'
I could not sleep...
So I asked meeself..?
Porn? D&A? Porn? D&A?
Kitty Porn..!
I seen a comment about "Butt Rubbing" or some crazy shit like that under your post..?
So fearing nightmares I opted out, and will don my
catsuitmansuit and purr my way through those 4 gazzilion words at home.Did I ever mention my ADD/OCD..?
I'd like you to personally identify where it says butt rubbing and I'll have my copyright associate, for lack of a better term, hung!
Your what?
AD who? Do? AD what?
Least it ain't raining.
Pura's off today.
The new candle smells good. I ever tell you about that? How I have to light a candle in the mornings when I'm by myself and won't turn on the li.. Squirrel!!
BoomShakaLacka.!!!
Haaaaaa... Scrolled every frikkin comment twice.!!
Still have not read the gazzilion word Phik-Shun yet...
Maybe after lunch..?
I know it dude, damn hell shucks. 'I have no idea.'
You know I am just messin' wit ya right.? I have Massive respect for your writings. And this latest never ending, gothic, mini series sized, biblical level posting, as @bulldog-joy would say, Well this post of yours is some off the wall next level
True StoryFiction writings right here.Of course I am just going by hear say, rumors, and speculations. Yep, You guessed it, I still have not read your auto biography yet. I read all the frikkin' comments twice, thanks to my mental illnesses. (You should see me creating a post/or comment)
It is a
Mentally Retarded<--- (that is just biggotted and insensative) It is a slow, "Gifted Child" shit showSo I gotta grab me a beer... Or a 12 pack in this situation. Did I say I read slow? I Go WTF..? I Back up,
I re-read. I Get confused, I start over, I lose my place, I then suffer from misinterpretation and confusion.
Please post 2 minute 3-400 worders in the future. With pictures and giphy's. It helps keeps my sanity intact...
I also dress up to read your postings. I wear a "suit."
That part about reading the comments twice, do you say that to everyone or did you really do that? I'm not sure if you understand how cool of a compliment that is. Thank you.
Have I told you lately it's my pleasure to entertain you? It is.
Thank you for not reading it while you're driving. Please never read anything i typed while driving. Take your time.
I was scrolling your comments while at lunch with the real cat lady... @pooky-jax
She was buying.
https://www.marionstreetbistroandbrewhouse.com
And I was searching for the Butt Stuff.
So yes, I took me two tries to find it. Don't ask me how "Butt End of the Gun" turned into "Butt Rubbing." I was tired and disgusted at a shit hole shippers loading docks. As usual I was being ass raped in a different sort of life draining, lost time sort of way.
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Fwd or not, I want to drive one now. There's probably a shitload of Kellogg's trucks on standby.
My friend...
@dandays first day on the job...
Everyone sinks a big rig on the shoulder on their first day, everyone knows that. The real concern here is who the hell filmed that?! Hashtag Way2Shaky.
Bingo...
Mine was a #45,000 load of Budweiser beer. Backed in to what I thought was frozen ground to do a turn around after a wrong turn.
Almost tipped it over. Landing gear stopped it. $400 tow bill. In 1996. Would that be like $4k now..?
I visualized the whole event. How cold was it? How long did it take the truck to get you out?
Do you really want to know? It is embarrassing, belittling, humbling, and Non-Fiction. There was Po-Po involved. Cop called me a "Dumb Ass Truck Driver."
Made me so mad I cried. OK, that is just Artistic License It was so fucking cold, my eyes were watering...
Artistic License...
Artistic license refers to deviation from fact or form for artistic purposes. It can include alteration of the conventions of grammar or language, or the rewording of pre-existing text. Wikipedia
I clicked your link before you pasted the definition. I've never heard that before. I don't know if I should admit that or not but I appreciate learning new shit so I'm admitting it.
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