April 19, 2027.
Sotheby's is proud to present this rare artefact.
A receptacle for burning sage in the year 2020. With some bullshit in retrograde, and a certain point in the cosmos all in incorrect astronomical alignment, this piece is a throwback to simpler times.
Originating in Victoria, Australia, this device was believed to be used by the Karenites shortly before the fall of the broadcast sportsball. This is the first of a limited edition production run, moulded from traditional tooling as opposed to the plentiful samples of the era that were made using looms of PLA plastic.
A rare artefact, a memory of simpler times, when forests still enveloped the Earth, this device will bring an unverified number of good karma units into your house via the now extinct sage plant, a story historians still dispute to this day.
Shall we start the bidiing?
Bloody hell, with a preamble like that I reckon we'd have half a chance of actually selling it under the hammer! Nice job sir, creative.
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ENGAGEtokens.I'm gonna kick off the bidding at 2 bitshares... :D
Does it cost extra for the good Karma??? I could do with some of that lol
I'm not sure what's a higher bid, 2 BTS or 500 sats as the other bidder suggested!
Just someone continue to bid so I don't have to make those choices!
I’ll take it for 500 units if Satoshi, to start!