Do you really want to know? It is embarrassing, belittling, humbling, and Non-Fiction. There was Po-Po involved. Cop called me a "Dumb Ass Truck Driver."
Made me so mad I cried. OK, that is just Artistic License It was so fucking cold, my eyes were watering...
Artistic License...
Artistic license refers to deviation from fact or form for artistic purposes. It can include alteration of the conventions of grammar or language, or the rewording of pre-existing text. Wikipedia
I clicked your link before you pasted the definition. I've never heard that before. I don't know if I should admit that or not but I appreciate learning new shit so I'm admitting it.