People keep responding to my bad joke of the day posts telling me how bad the jokes are. Well folks, I can assure you that's exactly the point. I don't mind you stating the obvious though as it simply underpins the badliness of the bad jokes I use. And yeah, I know badliness isn't a word...but if you have nothing else to do and feel inclined to tell me about that too then knock yourself out.
Bad joke of the day:
Where does Russian milk come from?
Moscow
Do ya get it?
Have you got an awesome joke to tell? Go ahead in the comments below if you like.
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Two men are chatting over a pint when one asks the other "Now that your son is going to college, are you going to get him an encyclopedia?"
"I am in me arse" answers the second man, "sure he can walk the same as I did!"
Haha...that's somewhat subtle. A joke for the thinking man. Lol.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milk shake.
Lol...an oldie but a goodie. And when I say good, I mean bad.
I heard a really bad one😅
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Or a schlong.
Tripod 🤣
Indeed.
That hurt.
Hurt so good I presume.
Ok, maybe not.
Yeah... let's just say that my chest hurt from laughing that much...
Well now, it seems bad jokes can be good after all. 🤣
"Make the best out of whatever cards you're dealt!"-style 😅
That's it, the right attitude to have.
Well, following that line...
Do you know what kind of bees produce milk?
...
...
Boobies
:)
Have a great weekend!
my 7 year old uses this one ALL THE TIME! lol
He's on the right track then! 😁
Oh yeah, I used that one several weeks ago. Always a good one.
what do you call a bee that comes from America....?
a ...
USB!!!!
Lol...I'll pay that.
my husband LOVES "dad jokes" and i have to suffer everyday... lol. Have a good day.
It's a heavy burden to carry, but someone has to right? 😉