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Why did you touch it!? 😮

That thing looks weird! I have never seen anything like that! Stay safe!

i have experienced similar growth on wood chip mulch, on different permaculture demonstration sites i have volunteered upon in the past. i never knew what it was ever ethier… and always assumed it was some strange form of fungus or mold. some recent re-search on the matter, now, leads me to believe that it is a form of “ Shotgun or artillery fungus (Sphaerobolus)”.

see: this webpage for details

I'm gonna go with some sort of "slime mold" that's been in the heat too long.

https://www.britannica.com/science/Myxomycetes