I totally get it, and that's fine. It's why I linked two tamer Hive marketing videos made by others.
If you'd like a clearer understanding of how Hive accounts work, I wrote a friendly, in-depth guide about it (complete with doodles) that got hundreds of upvotes, comments, and shares. Perhaps it'll clear things up for you: https://peakd.com/hive-189306/@ryzeonline/hive-a-complete-beginners-guide-with-fun-doodles-pt-1
Either way, wishing you a great time on hive. 🙏
Thanks!