Glad you enjoyed the hints of actual content hidden under the nonsense! I thought about stopping at one of the seedy dive bars in town to see if Beaker could land some babes. I may actually try that on Halloween proper, except I'm not really looking for the kind of women who hang around our seedy dive bars.
Is there a requirement that you have to take people home? o_O
Ha! No. Hmm, would taking them home count as trick or treat? !LOLZ