A man goes to buy a toy for his daughter and asks the saleswoman:
β How much is the Barbie in the window?
In a condescending manner, the saleswoman replied:
β Which oneβ¦ we have:
- Barbie goes to the gym, for $19.95,
- Barbie plays volleyball, for $19.95,
- Barbie goes shopping, for $19.95,
- Barbie goes to work, for $19.95,
- Barbie goes dancing, for $19.95,
- and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.
Amazed, the man asks:
β Why does Divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the others cost $19.95?
The saleswoman with an air of self-sufficiency replies:
β Sir, Divorced Barbie, it comes with:
π Ken's car,
π Ken's house,
π Ken's boat,
π Ken's furniture,
π Ken's computerβ¦
π And Ken's friend!
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Poor Ken, by the way, I thought of the joke and heard the old Aqua theme playing in my head :)
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Quite a funny joke but look real..
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Such a funny one really
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He told me to stop going to those places.
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That is a very funny joke. : )
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Hehe...very cute indeed! You definitely gave me a chuckle! ππ€£π ππππβ¨π€
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I haven't laughed so much with a joke in a long time, in some part it's like real life, thanks for sharing that joke, you made my day.
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Divorced barbie is rich!!!
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I don't know if it happens in other latitudes, but in Latin countries, a divorced woman keeps all her husband's propertyβ¦. π
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