Informationwar is changing to a new branding today, token info!!! Air Drop wen???

Hello all!

Today is the day that I (@truthforce writing) am announcing our upcoming collaboration that has been being worked on behind the scenes.

As most of you know, I have always been a radical and want to impose my will on others(and rightly so!) For the last few months I have been in contact with some staff members in the White House and collaborating about making a token. The token will be focused on how great the current President is, listing his accomplishments in meme format and distributing the token to those who make the best memes.

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The Coin!

"Joe Xiden Coin" is what we are thinking of calling it! I will start with some of the memes we are looking for! And make sure to like and subscribe, smash that like button and SHARE THIS POST with your entire family and friends.

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Tokenomics

Everyone will get an initial air drop of 420 coins on 04/20, followed by monthly air drops of 69 coins on the 1st of each month. Coins can be used to pool money in a revolutionary concept I am calling "Drone Pools". Each Drone need's to have Fuel and Missiles.

Pool your Joe Xiden Coin in the Missile/Joe Xiden Pool to earn 50% Drone and 50% Missile, or pool it in Fuel/Joe Xiden Pool to earn 50% Drone and 50% Fuel.

Once you have equal parts of Fuel and Missile you can stake those in a layered farm we call "Predator Drone", which will accept at a 1 to 1 ratio Fuel + Missile = 1 Drone. The Drones can then be used to launch strikes on local mosques, children's hospitals, weddings, etc. As you rack up your kill count and destroy buildings it automatically buys Fuel/Missile at market price and burns it, as well as buying the Joe Xiden token. The ratio is 80% and 20%.

The "Den" for this coin will just earn more Drone at 100%. The more Drones that are created means there is more competition for buying Fuel and Missiles. To compensate for the expected uptick in price at a later date there will be new layered farming added on in what I am calling an "expansion". The war will expand into neighboring countries slowly over time, this will be included in our Roadmap(SOON TM!!!). The next expansion pack will be expanding into Syria, where we take a look at the brave men and women of the USA who just can't stop launching missiles into weddings. The wacky hi jinx those soldiers get into is gonna be nuts! Did someone say nuts? Pine Nut farmers are ALSO NOT IMMUNTE FROM DRONE STRIKES FOLKS!

Accomplishments

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It really speaks for itself!

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April Fools ;)

Sources:

https://newspunch.com/obama-droned-children/

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/obama-says-u-s-drone-strikes-killed-civilians-that-shouldnt-have-been

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/04/world/asia/afghanistan-bombing-hospital-doctors-without-borders-kunduz.html

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Joe Xiden Coin is the bomb!

this is hilariously brilliant ;)

Thanks! After writing this up I actually kind of want to make a token like this now lol.

1000 Bee, ill contribute 26 BEE and 25 HIVE which is about 1:1 so there's 5% of the funds to make it

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lol april fools 14 days later... facepalm

haha, got ya!

This has made me weep tears of joy from the sheer patriotism and love of nation and country you expressed.

ahhhhrhrhrhhgggh fuck you i just saw the #aprilfools tag fuXXXXXer

xd

I was totally ready to invest, bummer! I will have to scratch the circle off my calendar for April 20th, I was all ready to pick up some XIDEN token dropping from the air! Oh well. Today has the best click bait - my second today. Am I gullible?

it's never too late to invest in companies who make drones, someone has to missile strike schools!

I hear that TERROR has a great return on investment. Ask the hospital system.

Funny!😅
Nice way to cope with the situation 😉

nothing like our tax dollars droning innocent people in a hospital, amirite?

Crazy...gotta throw the whole elite in jail or of the planet.

You got me...still, it was worth reading just to see the Biden/Mao picture 🤣🤣

I know I'd much rather be killed by Biden than some stranger from overseas!

that's the spirit!

I think the Joe Xiden Coin is gonna blow up and will wipe every doubter of the face of the earth, literally.

Wao this is wonderful

Lol nice one. So wen airdrop :p

soon(TM) lol.