Good day to you Steemit! I bring you greetings..
Greetings.. from the future.
Yes, I come from the future. It is bleak there. The sun is failing and man is almost extinct. Most of the humans left, live deep underground plugged into giant virtual reality machines.
Not for them the struggle of those who are left above. Those of us who refuse to give in. Those of us, who shall never surrender whatever the cost may be.
Food is scarce now that the sun shines only a wan and fickle light.
We have had to resort to other methods of farming. Other methods which reap us a crop that we can feed to our childrens own mouths.
That crop is spam.
Yes. Once that was a shameful title. No more does the title carry shame. Now we are proud to farm SPAM!
Everyday, when I return from the hunt, a brace of SPAM on my shoulder, my many children rejoice and call my name.
Through means which I can no longer remember I have been flung back in time to bring honour to SPAM.
I shall do so. Or die trying.
Welcome on Steemit! You are gonna like it really soon :D
Welcome to Steemit @spamfarmer!
I wish you much success and hope you find Steemit to be as rewarding and informative as I have.
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Oh yea, I have upvoted you and followed you. Many blessings from @introbot & @bycoleman
Well thank you. I may need to read these guides for sure
Welcome to Steem @spamfarmer.
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Thank you @steemladder I have never heard of this blockchian. I may need further guidance
Welcome to steemit,a community for positive people just like you,trust me you'll enjoy every bit of it.At the same time,it takes determination and consistency to succeed in steemit.you can follow me @donkelly
Cheers!
Hi there! I welcome you to steemit. So glad you could make it here. I look forward to reading your post.
Than k you!! Likewsse. I am following you now :)
WELCOME TO STEEMIT !!! Follow me ;)