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in #joke8 years ago

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Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror.

My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted. Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a laser pointer.

Apparently the owners of Aldi and Lidl were really brothers. Presumably Aldi was the alder one and Lidl the Lidl one.

I went joggin but came back after five minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than five minutes.

Good credit is like Good Pussy, It sticks around until the money is gone.

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