Three way's to spot a shit post!

in #leo2 years ago

I was hanging out in the #mancave and I was feeling bored. At least I could be making money I thought. So someone said 'shit post'.

Now to make this clear right now I am not going to write a shit post. This post will be 250 words minimum to get a decent upvote that I probably paid for (did). It's like a membership you see.

Does that make #HIVE a shitpost haven? Then again to get that upvote I at least want to put in some effort.

A. Usually a shitpost is just some lame title.

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B. Usually a shit-post has no pictures. If they do refer to B.

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C. Usually a shit-post is one paragraph

Now the real truth is that I only have 128 words at this moment. I'm F**cked. I need to come up with something more 'quickly' to grab your attention and justify an army of bots upvoting a few overpaid curation whale accounts. I guess at this point we all agree we know what a shit-post is before reading about what a shit post is about. Perhaps shit posts are blogs that have much to do about nothing. You could literally write anything you want and algorithms just pick up how many words you wrote!

A whole blog about nothing!

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Alright I'm sure you can appreciate that I have just reached the 250 word limit. It's actually not a limit but a rule you could certainly justify. See you in 24 hours.

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VP at 67% or I would upvote this shit more!

Want to bet? Maybe if Pelosi and her Husband invested you would become a believer...

If running a ponzi I wonder why the team keeps declining my proposals to launch the governance token and Game Studio NFTs, they also built psyberswaps.com must been a ploy spending some of our investment on acting like they want to add value to Hive, powering up 20k Hive must also be part of the act! lol It is a risk to invest yet do you attempt any due diligence before making these claims? We put in alot of work and doing much to prove your claims wrong and there is gameplay testing released recently, did we fake that? The unreal assets released also stolen or just making awesome graphics to make the pyramid fancy?

do you listen to their plan and listen to ours? nothing similar, they promise an openworld rpg in 2 years, we are taking 1 year+ to launch a simple brawler(due by EoY) while we construct the open world rpg side (will take several years with several more devs) which we openly said the game must be a success and will fund the metaverse development by releasing planned LVL token that is locked as well as studio NFTs and token to hope one day to steal a % of marketshare from the likes of fortnite, CoD, Gala Games and more. We have not gotten there yet one thing that is similar is we are also a real ambitious project. Also not bait and switching anyone, releasing a mini game in place of our main game, we are launching it in addition to. Do a bit more due diligence, not attempting to make an investor out of you yet hope to stop you from creating unfounded FUD... when you defame something you should at least research it first, not the scam there is only 1 thing in common with which is being ambitious...

I went to that YT video and invited that youtuber to do the investigating you are too lazy to do before attempting to sabotage a project bringing value to Hive. What do you do to bring value to Hive? Certainly not protecting anyone from scams, I see you bully alot...

What a horrible shit post!
Get out there and try again!

And this image! How could they abuse a baby to sell you on an idea that is completely, provably false.

Babies have tons of in-group preferences and often display out-group avoidance
I bet this "higher perspective" group just wants all the good people to lower their guard so that they can be cleaned out by ne'er do wells pouring into the country.

Sorry, but anything that references Seinfeld is most definitely not a shitpost.

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Nice to draw memes and write inside it. It's a nice way to add words, yes?

In order to be good with a young child, you need to make him laugh all the time.

I think we all have done a shit post or two before. It is in our beginnings as Hive writers. As long as it does not become the stand by go to quick way to generate crypro. But I hear ya.