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At least you saw the light!

I did...it was meaty.

The famous meat light!

It is written...

In the beginning G-dog created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without BBQ, and grill; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of G-dog moved upon the face of the waters. And G-dog said, let there be meat light: and there was meat light.

And the shadows scurried from the earth for shadows fear the meat light and the purity that it brings

Oh meat light, we hail thee, and offer thanks.

Meat Light/Lite that could be some kind of whacky beer!