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Okay, wellll....
I realized after I said this, I know of more than one story and probably too many stories that are of a vile nature. Me being the innocent did not partake, only listened to said stories. Probably the most memorable was one involving coprophilia. I thought that had topped it, until cake-sitting, and then a whole plethora of things I'd never heard of but learned while working at one criminal law firm. Took it to a whole new level. Things like chili peppers used in a manner one would not want to ever do.

Hehe, I can totally imagine.

On the subject of chilli peppers. As I have said about being an ardent fan of them, I have on more than one occasion touched myself or others in the nethers after not quite scrubbing hard enough after a good chilli chopping session. The pain has been blinding!!

grins wickedly

LMAO! I've never touched others, all torture has been served up on myself, masochist that I am. I got my eyes (although not too badly) a week ago. It is blinding. Imagine them stuffed up the butt, as one client did to another person.

I find using cold water, not hot, makes a big difference in terms of transference to other regions of the body.

Funny enough, I was thinking the last couple days that I need to make a new hot sauce. Was looking at ingredients but couldn't make up my mind what I wanted the next one to taste like, lol.