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We're so smart we actually invent things!

It's the opposable thumbs. The greatest gift humanity was ever granted!

Mine just argue with one another and start wrestling.

Mine are relatively well behaved in that regard, if only I could say the same for my balls

I always win the match so that's cool at least but I'm just sick of them bitching about who should hit the spacebar first. My balls stay out of it. a;sdfgughuv uddas <--- see they can't type worth a shit.

They are shit typers!

At least your thumbs eventually how the space bar and don't just freeze up daring each other to go first :0)