Stay At Home Beer!

in #life4 years ago

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Hey, lockdown homies! You staying safe? You staying at home? More importantly than any of that, are you staying stocked up?

On what? You cry like a simpleton in the night clutching at a rock.

Beer of course!!

I just got a delivery of a ridiculous quantity of beer, all the same type, a Mango Berliner. Am I reviewing it? No!! Should I be, YES!!

Such quandaries face us in lockdown. I got two beer deliveries you see. I got my funky many different types of beer delivery and then I got my whopping 48 cans of Mango Berliner.

What's a man to do?

Well, I might have loads of ripe and juicy mango beer but I have the most important beer of all! A beer that is ripe for our times. A beer that delivers a fine message... It is...

Stay The F$%k At Home!!

Oh yes! Have you seen the Samuel L Jackson video on the oochoobs?

Oh ho ho ho!! You tell em Sammy!!!

To commemorate his awesome video and the message within. Overtone brewing made this funny looking filly of a beer.

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Shall we take his advice? Fuck yeah, otherwise he might come after us with his big shiny gun and give it all that striking us down with great vengeance and furious anger nonsense!!

What the hell? Is this turning to a Samuel L Jackson tribute post?

Maybe it is?

Or maybe I am scared that if I don't get on side then a crowd of folk will turn up at my house and TEAR DOWN MY STATUES!!

Is that just a UK thing?

I digress. Let's get into the guts of this outrageously titled cheeky little beer.

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Oooo, it is a hazy number, kinda like the gook you get in your eyes in the morning when you have an eye infection.

I hope it tastes better than that though. Am I being a bit harsh? I dunno, it's an odd looking fucker of a beer. I don't mind pale looking beers but there is something almost off about the pale gold of it.

It's a bit like a shitty Norwegian dawn.

Are there any other kinds of dawn in Norway?

Oh well, let's get it dawn my neck, ha hah hah haha!!

What in the flaming fuck, Overtone?! this is like that powder you throw in wasps nests to kill them. Yes it is slightly zesty with citrus and fuzzy lemon fruit but somehow it is as dry as fuck. Literally like dusty flour from a shitty bakers apron?

The more I drink the more it makes my mouth pucker like a cats arse drinking tequila.

Not good, not good at all!

Maybe amma gonna set Darth L Jackson on yo ass!!

There, that's better. A poor showing from a normally fine brewery, 4/10 booms!

So there you have it. Looks like I am gonna have to get stuck into the Mango Berliners!!

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Cheers everyone!

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Aha!!! I finally caught a Beer Saturday post hahahaaa....I have missed them terribly!

Wow, is that a baker that's just plain nasty or is that an apron that someone wiped their ass on?? Still trying to decide lol.

Well, you know I've been knee deep in the shit with being an 'essential worker' (cough-gag), so I haven't caught too many posts as of late, but I tell ya.....I am happy to have caught a Beer Saturday :D Hope to be back on more regular in a couple of weeks!

Hehe you did! You have!

Thats a plain nasty baker who probably also wipes things that shouldn't be wiped on that apron!

Essential working, it's rubbish. I feel for ya!

I look forward to seeing you about, get a post up!! :OD

Oh, what did you get 48 of?? Anything with more than 7 stars?

I have locked the liquor cabinet so that I will stick to the wine. God knows, the other stuff could send me to the obligatory meetings. This thing has got to be over soon.

Pass me a beer?

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The one I got the stack of is a solid 8 or 9 Iwould think!!

It does for in between wine nights!

If this doesnt get over soon, I'll be working my way to Galliano!

Hehe, I might be doing the same

Cheers, Mate! Here's to whatever's left in the liquor cabinet!

Beer? What beer? We have passed that phase months back. Now my wife and I are going through 1.75 liters of the following in a week and half!

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Notice it is more than half empty. I bought it last Saturday!

Know any online AA meeting?

I think you will have to start one on here. Lol, I will join in!

That's a fine whisky! My wide and I have fair been charging through the wine together. I am quite glad she doesn't have a taste for much else!

Jeees!

Get back to beer!

lol, looks like Overtone has accidentally inspired people to get the fuck out of their homes, in order to go shop for an alternative beer that doesn't suck.

also fwiw, I enjoy watching your video reviews but I can only understand about 70% of what you say, even though technically we both speak the same language 😁

Hehe, I laugh when I hear that because I thinl I am of the clearer variety of Scots speakers. You should hear some of them. Better yet you should hear me when I am hanging about with a bunch of my Scottish mates!

Do you know if the other ones are good or have you potentially stuck yourself with two crates worth of dubious? :D

Hehe, I know. I had one before and they were awesome. They are literally like mango juice but slightly beery. Its a fine thing to have kicking about for when the sun shines. Even the Good Lady loves them and she ain't a huge beery beer monkey!

Samuel L Jackson is the boss and deserves tribute!

Is it a new glass this week or have a been too sloshed to notice?!

4 booms for this rather pale looking effort is not great, I think it's one I would quite like though - send the case down! :D

He does. The man is a God!!

This one ain't the case, you would love the ones I got in a case, they are bloody awesome. So awesome you are tempted to have them instead of juice with breakfast!!!

Hello dear friend @meesterboom Good evening
Good that you have a good supply of beer, staying at home was not a good experience. what a bad evaluation not even reach a five 4/10 Luckily has Tempest, she saved the day.
You have a good night

Good evening jlufer!!! The tempest has indeed rode to the rescue. I am glad I had them in the bag. Buyer your have a good night mate, cheers!!

My mother used to say that "cautious man is worth two", that you had such reservations
Enjoy it dear friend @meesterboom

Hehe, I like that. It's a very true saying.

Hehe a good night mate!!

I would imagine it’s hoppy and dry when it looks like vegan piss colour

Lol. Vegan piss is the committee it was closest too! It was a word horrible thing, like dusty lemons!!

I guess that first beer need a good shot glass of high quality bourbon dropped in it...oh wait...silly me waste good bourbon in a bad beer? What on earth was I thinking. Nice collection of Samuel Jackson clips.

I have had a bourbon in a beer like that! Tis a strange thing! And yes, a waste of a good one!

I do like a bit of Samuel. Cheers! :OD

Hamburgers - the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!!! - Samuel L Jackson

Pulp fiction was a masterpiece! but I guess it makes sense... any Tarantino movie is a masterpiece...I don't think the guy knows how to make bad movies!

I have no beer at home... only aged grape juice 🤣

I am rather fond of the aged grape juice, to much so perhaps!!

Wise wise mutha funkin' words from a wise wise mutha funkin' man Sammy Jackson.

There aint no other way of saying it!!! :OD

Send the buggers back, transit damage incurred and one can got drunk... er damaged beyond repair. WTF.. are you gonna do with 47 cans of sawdust?!

HAhahah!! Oh no, never fear. This isn't the one I got 48 of. THis is one of the many variety ones I got. The 48 are magic. Although the number isn't in the 40's anymore!

THis is one of the many variety ones I got.

Ah good to hear, I tried Jack Daniels for the first time last night.. can you believe that? I had 3 of 4.., no hangover. I'm keeping to my whiskeys.. and bourbons.

Really? The first time? Wow. I quite like a Jack, mostly when I am out and about. No hangover, you are onto a winner!!

I have a mild hangover but I think it is lack of sleep because of pesky kids waking up earlier than the dawn chorus

Before last night Jack Daniels sauce has been the closest I got on those ribs from TGI Fridays, meat to die for!...

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I got them!! It's it really quitting time? I'm not ready!!!

Nice beer haul my friend. Now that some of the regulations are being lifted it is like everyone forgot about Covid. It's kind of sad and scary how short sighted everyone is...

It is, I am fully expecting a lot more to come. Meanwhile when we walk in the park you see everyone just hanging about as if it never happened

It’s crazy I know the statistics in the US are tough to get straight numbers because they are pushing to reopen. I imagine that we are going to see a large spike if people keep acting like they are.

I think it's quite deliberate the lack of clarity on the statistics, particularly in our countries where they are embarrassed to let on!

So true this live free or die ethos Americans has is hurting us in this pandemic. It’s so ridiculous that people are not willing to wear masks. So help us if we have to start contract tracing. People will lose their freaking minds.

They will, they will go last about liberty and the conspiracy nuts will have a field day

It’s a mad house right now. Don’t forget the gun rights (aka trump rally) protest that would happen.

Oh my your reactions I laughed so hard😂😂Throwing that in the grass... What a thug move😂

Hehe, it totally splashed back on me, have me a fright, lol!!

Hahahah brave man😂

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