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As long as those spindles get made it probably doesn't matter.

That's our motto. Are you sure you're a new student? You look familiar, but so does this bottle in my drawer...

I was in your Introduction to Ancient Bottled Assyrian Curses class last semester. That bottle looks like the one I stole from a tomb in Ninevah for my final project. Why is it empty?

Why is it empty?

If I told you, you'd drink, too. And if I'm not careful I'll be down by the river laughing at boats.

Goddammit. Now I'm gonna have to go all the way back to Ninevah and explain myself to some goats I was really hoping I'd never have to see again.

My problem with goats is the fact once I see them, I can't unsee them.

Yeah that's the curse kicking in.