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Goddammit. Now I'm gonna have to go all the way back to Ninevah and explain myself to some goats I was really hoping I'd never have to see again.

My problem with goats is the fact once I see them, I can't unsee them.

Yeah that's the curse kicking in.

See the goat?

Looks like wants to kick its way right out of your face.

And now you know where toothaches come from.

Great!

So do I pass Introduction to Ancient Assyrian Philosophy?