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I do not doubt that for one second.

oops. I got excited and accidentally voted this comment at 100%
I will leave it - but don't think it was because it was really funny - just a mild chuckle's worth.

I'll put it towards giving Poosie a safe home so that nobody can eat my Poosie.

Buy him something nice, like honey from the Hive.

or

Buy him something nice-like, honey from the Hive.

Why did you say that twice?

Am I on acid?

Punctuation changes the story.

Am I on acid?

@acidyo, you have a Canadian on you?

I'll 'Eh' that motherfucker to death. Don't fuck with my Poosie.