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Published on 2020-09-21
Published in September of 2020
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Gina has been feeling quite bitter as of late regarding a conflict between them, the werewolf ninjas, and the Cyber Pirates.
Forget Pocahontas, who the hell are the Cyber Pirates and why are they eating the babies? Well, Rome wasn't built in a day and it is not like babies grow on trees. You could say it wasn't always like this. It was rather subtle, long story short, some of this can be traced back to a long long time ago to a galaxy far far away and I do in fact have a bad feeling about the origin of the alleged pirates who came in on their fancy ships with shiny gold and other weird artifacts. They came in during a famine in the land. The people of the ninjas were feeling a bit down and out.
Well, some argue that the pirates mean well, but one can wonder what happened, are they being led around by Torge Goros, a wealthy fat Buddha like banker. Strange as he wasn't exactly a pirate. But he was always acting like a pirate since he was a teen, it was almost as if he disowned his own parents.
Truth be told, the leadership within the boards of Wild Monkeys, the leading organization within the nation of the Werewolf Ninjas, are aliens of the lands. The origins of the Wild Monkeys are wrapped inside mystery. It is almost like you can't put your finger on it. Strangely, they've been seen eating waffles every Tuesday with Torge Goros. That has always been almost as strange as seeing Big Foot while trimming your banana tree.
One day, out of nowhere, Balex Bones, a Logic Zombie, arose from the east from the desert eating honey and locust. Balex resembled that of the ancient ninjas of long ago. He came in and started knocking over tables. He was yelling at the pirates and the ninjas. Sonya Mack even faltered, "George Bush don't care about black people." Wait, what, who is George Bush? Well, the monkey people don't know. But you can tell that the ninjas and the pirates were both being financially funded by Goros. Their vision was deeply clouded.
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Perfecto.
I was partly inspired by The 100 show.
Balex Bones, a Logic Zombie, arose from the east from the desert eating honey and locust. 🤣
Balex is friends with Lodger Stone, Girla Boomer, and Bommy Bobinson.
Really? Balex really knows Bommy Bobinson?? As in "The" Bommy Bobinson?
Yes, thee Bommy Bobinson. They all be bobbin' their heads. Will Smith, nod your head like this in Men in Black.
Truth be told, the leadership within the boards of Wild Monkeys, the leading organization within the nation of the Werewolf Ninjas, are aliens of the lands. The origins of the Wild Monkeys are wrapped inside mystery. It is almost like you can't put your finger on it. Strangely, they've been seen eating waffles every Tuesday with Torge Goros. That has always been almost as strange as seeing Big Foot while trimming your banana tree.
And then try to poison Bonald Bump with a false positive.
Great Work.