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gawd that was a fun read..

"I guess over the last hundred years porn producers took an “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” approach to plots."

so many other good quotable lines..

the don'ts: a laundry list of how artists and actors have skirted the edge of that list and moved the edge out..

Thank for that. A thoroughly great read..

The thing that keeps me writing is hearing I gave someone a chuckle. Thank you.

I learned a lot about cinematography with this post and I thought I knew a lot to begin with. Your twisted turns in history would make a great college class.

So I guess the only possibly correct thing to do would to be writing a script that ticks all the boxes... except 9.

I've been wondering about rule 9 for a while, just not enough to google it.

Favorite lines, pics, etc!:

"Hollywood darling Joan Crawford." 😂
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Awesome post man!

Happy New Year 🎉

Thanks. So I've finally stockpiled enough of these blogs that I have enough pages for a respectable bathroom reader type book. I just need to finish up my holidays and maybe one or two more and I'm going to be ready to work on getting the book out, if you are still down to help me I'd be eternally grateful.

For sure!
I'm still trying to figure it out too; hopefully my books will be complete by summer.
I have a few friends who have published books: I'll be tapping that brain trust to see where it takes us 🤝

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I thought about doing a whole post devoted to Edison but I'm afraid by the time I get through with it I'll hate the world even more than I already do, and I'm already two steps away from devoting my life to becoming a comic book super villain.

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Howdy sir madgoat! oh man, lol.. so many great lines here and such clever writing! The entire thing was freaking great. You're really going to do a book?

That's been the plan the whole time. I wrote all this crap, the feedback has been positive, why not put it up for sale?

I agree. How do you do that and what form will it be in? Printed or ebook or both?

Self publishing on Amazon cost the same amount for print and e-book, which is nothing. I keep telling ya man, it's soooo easy to self publish. When you're ready I'll help you publish your westerns.

thank you sir madgoat. I don't even know if I'll be here in a few months, all depends on the price of steem. But your stuff is much more original and unique than mine and therefore I think much more publishable. lol. I don't know if that's a word even.

You don't need anyone's permission to self publish. All you have to do is fill out a form with Amazon that is like ten questions asking if you are a human being and then you upload a microsoft word document that is your book. My writing is funny, but it is a niche market. Your writing is some of the most concise, polished, flawless prose I've ever seen. It reads like it's already been proofread by five editors. If you don't do something with your work I'm going to copy and paste all your blogs into a manuscript and publish it myself and hand deliver you the royalty checks.