News Haikus 3: Boots on the Ground in our Public Schools

in #news3 years ago

Apparently, there is a sudden and almost unanimous support for boots on the ground....in the hallways of our schools in the Okanagan, British Columbia. That's right, the people are supposedly begging for armed police presence in public schools. Doesn't that paint a beautiful picture?! Only News Haikus can help digest this ooze.


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They could easily convince people that there have always been police in schools by putting a bunch of historically-inaccurate period pieces on Netflix showing cops in schools and whatever else...heck why not put everybody in masks too and get people to believe we've been doing this forever. Oh that's another sad thought....kids in public schools wearing masks but exposed when they go through naked body scanners to get to their edjuhmuhkayshun.

Propaganda piece, for sure. Since when do teens welcome cops into school? What kind of child is "unanimously in favour" of armed RCMPigs in class? Come on.

They probably have such bunk weed lol

True! This is very UN-Canadian. Maybe in Toronto and New York huge public schools, but this is so BS! The link for the photo credit says kids don't want police in school anymore...but the article seems right for the wrong reasons.

I got so high last night guys, I called the cops... wait what are these kids asking for?

The kids are (supposedly) asking for totalitarianism, and their parents are too stupid to say no.

My mom threatened to sue my vice principal if she ever spoke to me again without her permission lol

Anytime I was in the office 100% of the call was then recorded for legal reasons... and wow did Mrs. BARBERS shit attitude change after the legal threat...