β€οΈπŸ’‹πŸ†πŸ‘ KamaGang - The Kinkiest NFT Collectible Ever! β€οΈπŸ’‹πŸ†πŸ‘

in #nft β€’ 3 years ago (edited)

On a solitary Winter evening during the inhumane reign of Coronachan in 2021, a metaversal figure approached and told us that she wanted to mint emotions, joys, and pleasures of human behavior as NFTs, that is, nonfungibles.

Some of us asked why.
"Why?"
KamaMama's message was clear:
"I want to make people happy."

Welcome aboard 🀝 dear KamaGang,
The day is ours ❀️ The Kama Hotel 🏩 is now open all those who unspeakably miss the sweet’n chill beats 🎺 of lovegasms πŸ’¦. However, KamaMama wonders why some sailors and chicks keep asking:

❀️ What is Kama Gang?


Firstly, it is a comfy caravanserai, during this Cambrian explosion of Ultra Sound Money πŸ¦‡πŸ”Š for all the buidlers, devs, and DeFi ecosystem pilgrims who are constructing the future that has already arrived from the future.

❀️ But, how do you access this haven of pleasures and frens 🐸🦍🐳?


It is easier done that desired, honey πŸ‘¦πŸ―πŸ‘§. All you have to is, first download a Metamask wallet… Lul, Mama is kidding. Just visit our sunny HQ:

πŸ’• ENTER KAMAGANG β€οΈπŸ’„πŸ’‹πŸ†πŸ‘ ANON

&, mint yourself however many girlfrens, or boifrenz, you might like to have anon. The pricing is tied to a bonding-curve, details of which are as follows:

By design, 60% of them are priced under 0.59Ξ, and the LAST piece is capped at 69Ξ

❀️ #0 - #249: 0.09 ETH
❀️ #250 - #499: 0.19 ETH
❀️ #500 - #999: 0.29 ETH
❀️ #1000 - #1499: 0.39 ETH
❀️ #1500 - #1999: 0.49 ETH
❀️ #2000 - #2499: 0.59 ETH
❀️ #2500 - #2999: 0.69 ETH
❀️ #3000 - #3079: 0.79 ETH
❀️ #3080 - #3129: 1.09 ETH
❀️ #3130 - #3149: 1.69 ETH
❀️ #3150 - #3159: 2.69 ETH
❀️ #3160 - #3162: 3.69 ETH
β€οΈπŸ’„πŸ’‹πŸ†πŸ‘ LAST BUT NOT LEAST #3163: 69 ETH

Alright, babe. Now all you need to do is head for our Discord. Here, we will be having the parties you miss, and leveraging the pleasures you seek without any crash.

Rarity? Specs? πŸ’ 

Aye, kitty πŸ™€ Kamas are β€œa very special art collection ofΒ 3,163 unique editionsΒ with proof of ownership stored on the Ethereum blockchain. By purchasing the artwork, you will be receiving theΒ unlockable voxel fileΒ which can be proudly displayed on several user owned virtual worlds. Brought to you by KamaMama and some computer algorithms.

There areΒ 15(!) different sex positionsΒ andΒ different form of rarityΒ to settle the transaction for stress gateways.”

Testimonials


Apparently, our PR, head marketer, and sole accountant Kamakaze made it simply by apeing into KamaGang. He just airdropped the below photo via his Moon Rover, β€œguys I now am a proud owner of the Kama Gang Ashram,” he sezs

He can be reached via our Discord server right above the sexiest maids ever voxelled for any inquiries. Keep kamagasming while we are interviewing the industry leaders such as Anon Brass, Pepe von Trier, and Ape Tarantula.

Stay kinky, frenz.

πŸ’‹ Grab yours via:
https://kamagang.com

πŸ’‹ OpenSea store:
https://opensea.io/collection/thekamagang

πŸ’‹ Twitter:
https://twitter.com/TheKamaGang

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