I documented each step to the train station and back yesterday while the girls across the way painted their faces to match their sandals and, seen one matching sandal you've seen'em all, so I copied a curry recipe but as far as trends go, I have no words. dot dot dot dot.
Laugh Out Loud! It said it's illegal to 'be found' drunk in a pub. That's funnier than forbidding a 10 yr old boy from seeing a naked mannequin. <- Can't make this up, autocorrect had man Queen, could you fu f'ing imagine?!?
That. It's things like that. Genuinely kind things. Thank you.