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Kind of a long cunty story. I'm already the guy using an app to convert kilos to pounds and now they're looking at me like gi'toaf ya blutty phone ya foreignuh!

Nice to be back, thanks dude I mean mate I mean chap. A little chilly on the Laycock but medicine ain't a commodity dot dot dot.

The NHS has it's problems but it's bloody good in a lot of ways.

Don't worry, in no time you will be up at that counter asking for half a pound of mince. Lol!!