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Yes, that's exactly what I'm calling you. I didn't have the heart to tell you your copper donuts looks like rusted bearings! I know how sensitive Canadians are.

Wassup man? I've used plenty of copyright free images, but even those can really pop with a couple tweaks.

But anyway.. How's the dog?

The dog was hit by a truck and is now a vegetable.

I'm not gonna say anything fruity cuz I might sound cheesy.