Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Music.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@quinnertronics! UHHH WHERE”S EVERYONE
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Music
As in
A bunch of Gloria Gaynor impersonators walk into a restaurant, and the waiter says, “I will serve five.”
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I can play drums with many different techniques and styles, but my favorite has got to be the rhythm method!
Music theory is OK,I guess...but I'm more interested in music FACT!
I can never bust any good freestyle raps when I'm out drinking, I can't even make it past four bars.
I love collecting hip hop records, but I was always afraid to start DJing because I didn't wanna scratch any of my records! ⏺️
My old singing instructor must have been a former lumberjack or something, he was always yelling "timbre" At me!
I used to play electric guitar when I was a teen, but my dad made me switch to bass because "he didn't like my tone"
Also, I'm thinking it looks like these posts aren't going into any community, possibly limiting it's views to just your regular followers, thus why is been looking kinda slow around here lately?
That's a thought, but they were until recently, and still no engagement...and now my computer isn't working with peakd for some reason! Do you have suggestions for a community? I was putting it in Comedy Open Mic for a while, and there was good engagement there for a few months, and then it just stopped.
Maybe everyones just punned out?
Or maybe you are being PUNk'd???
Hmmm, maybe bounce around a little? There's a new FUN community from the lolz people, perhaps that? Or the lolz community? That sounds like a good spot!.. for laughs
Really bizarre though, how everyone just dropped off all of a sudden...I mean, I know I got some good puns and all...but I couldn't be THAT threatening right??
Plus tag lolz and fun for those coins
K! I just posted today's but I will for next week!
My favorite song is probably "do the bartman" because I just love listening to toons.
Dear @improv,
May I ask you to review and support the Dev Marketing Proposal (https://peakd.com/me/proposals/232) we presented on Conference Day 1 at HiveFest?
The campaign aims to onboard new application developers to grow our ecosystem. If you missed the presentation, you can watch it on YouTube.
You cast your vote for the proposal on Peakd, Ecency,
Thank you!
My Choir instructor in junior high said that my pitch was just awful-so I figured that I would focus on my batting! ⚾