INTRODUCTION
It has become evident that the world of fiat currencies and the relevant governing bodies are not keeping up with the damage control caused by lockdowns all over the world.
With the ceaseless printing of fiat, dare we call it “money” the economic damages to all people on the planet are now in the multi trillions of United States Dollars (USD) worth.
Hence, there is a need to find a means to ratify this situation and this is where the magical wonders of cryptocurrencies (crypto) can come to help save the day. Maybe.
Why Crypto?
Well, cryptocurrencies pride themselves as decentralized currencies, owned and run by people and not governments.
The underlying facts of each and every code produced to date has resulted in handful of persons controlling the code and economics of the vast majority, if not all cryptocurrencies is something that we shall set aside for the purposes of this introduction. We definitely do not want anything that could be compared to “politics” or “politicians”, not to mention any privately owned and run banks such as “The Fed”. This would be counterproductive for this idea as such and the expected funds that would roll in from peoples fiat accounts may just be put into jeopardy.
Considering the fact that many people are very upset at their politicians and affiliated government bodies it is only appropriate that people take things into their own hands utilizing economic means that are not owned and run by the politicians or their affiliated bodies.
Hence, this is where Cryptocurrencies come into play.
We can state without any repercussions and reasonable responsibility that Cryptocurrencies offer “decentralization” (maybe).
As for transparency, need we say more than “it is all on the chain”, no matter what happens, even if it be a “roll back” of a chain, it is all there, sort of, maybe, depending on those who are governing the chain.
HOW?
Well, cryptocurrencies are “printed” (not physically on any tangible item) as per the economics of the code that governs it.
So, it is possible to ensure just about any required amount at any given time, in so much as the people governing the chain so decide.
With cryptocurrencies being traded on trading platforms that also accept fiat (your $, EURO etc) it si open to everyone out there on the internet and you too can get a piece of the action.
If you have access to the internet, then you too have the needed technological equipment to acquire LOCKDOWN CODE.
The best part about it is that the value of your crypto is purely determined as per the demand on the markets. The earlier mentioned facts about printing and code are at this point considered by many to be “irrelevant” as the more people who want it bring up the value of the crypto.
Yes, there are possibilities to exchange the crypto into fiat, so that you can utilize it for everyday needs. But WHY would you do that?
The more demand, the higher the value and it’s not like you or anyone else is held to the stringent demands, laws and police raids that occur in the trading of other assets or items that are considered to hold any value. After all, this isn’t “The Stock Market”.
So there you have it. This is HOW a new cryptocurrency called “LOCKDOWN COIN” can help everyone out there who wishes to get a hold of this miraculous new rage called “Crypto” and what better way to do so than to be an early investor and contributor to all this.
Many people out there have millions of crypto in their crypto wallets. Coded wallets that are on your phones or on your computers, depending where you install the software (code).
How much safer than this can it get?
ECONOMICS
Simply distribute LOCDOWN COIN to everyone and anyone who can jump on board this wonderful new solution to the overprinting of fiat and the lack of fiat in your wallets/purses/bank accounts.
Adding you to the world of crypto in a way that only people can creatively achieve via their ever so open and creative means of thinking. Yes, creative. What a wonderful word.
Did we mention that LOCKDOWN COIN is “creative”?
If not there it is, the team at LOCDOWN COIN stands behind this statement and remember, “Everything is on the chain”.
No matter what anyone thinks or says, even via satiric texts such as this one, the fact remains that people can get cryptocurrencies without doing any manual labour. Now if that doesn’t match up to the typical ideas being thrown around by the politicians out there with all their “subsidies” or “assistance” payments that end up costing every tax payer an arm and a leg, but without costing anyone anything, sort of, maybe, idk.
It’s a dream come true.
Plus, each cryptocurrency can have its own little group of revolutionaries, running things their way, the way they believe that the idio(t)logs of the past should have done it.
WOW, how absolutely wonderful.
Don’t take our word for it, go take a look for yourselves.
& YES, it is about time that a cryptocurrency be made with an intention to help out with expanding peoples portfolios of various non tangible digital numbers on a screen. It is definitely a dream come true.
By the way, did you forget that LOCKDOWN COIN is creative!
It puts the creativity in creativeness, when it comes to ideas and reasons to add more digital currencies out there on the current list of idk, thousands. But this one, it really is the real deal.
But seriously, how much more can anyone hope for, this is the real deal, an idea being set forth and all anyone has to do is invest to make it happen.
WOW.
The world will potentially be a better place now that we have a digital currency in the plans that will jump on board the LOCKDOWN issues. Real world issues being addressed with digital currencies, aka “cryptocurrencies”.
Why wait for the “politicians” and “governments” to do it, why not have “the people” do it.
& remember, not only will it be “decentralized” because that is the buzz word to be used, it will also be creative in ways that no idio(t)logs could’ve ever imagines.
You really need to read more about this one.
What are you waiting for!
LOCKDOWN COIN
The Cryptocurrency for Everyone Who Is in Lock Down and Wants a Piece of the Non-Tangible Action.
Don’t worry, your tangible funds will not even get a chance to be taken by the politicians and governments, because you can make sure that “the people” beat them to it.
But don’t stress, when we talk “Money” there is one fact that we always keep in mind when writing the code:
Fiat = owned and managed (fully dependent on) world governments, made up of politicians etc.
Crypto = owned and managed (fully dependent on) those running nodes via internet connections.
Lockdown coin is not denying the above facts of the matter. Do we care? Not really.
WHY?
Because the best part about LOCKDOWN COIN is that the economics shall be based on Proof of Nothingness (PoN)
What more can anyone ever want in life than to be able to ensure they get rewarded for absolutely “Nothing”.
No, not something, but really nothing. Not a thing. Why should we or anyone else in this world prove anything to anyone, nothing is what we owe anyone for anything. It is finally exactly what many out there have dreamed of their entire live.
Nothing. What a wonderful concept. Not like there is much to prove out there in this digital day and age, after all the code can be changed if the governance so chooses, so nothing could become something, but the question is WHY?
For example:
Why would anyone want to “prove” anything online when anything is possible online, you can be Joe Blow or Josephine Blows on social media, not like anyone really cares who blows as long as Mr or Miss Blow get the “Job” done.
But having to prove Mr or Miss Blow Jobs results?
Why bother proving Mr or Miss Blow Jobs qualification?
Why bother, all that matters is that they get rewarded adequately for it.
Without anyone questioning anything. That is all that matters.
Enough examples, I am sure that you can understand the idea for this type of economy. It will definitely put a big smile on just about all faces out there, even those who are totally messed up.
PoN is the best economic concept to have ever been presented in the world of economics.
Disclaimer:
The above satirical text is not deliberately promoting or mocking anyone or anything.
If anyone feels that we are JABbing them with this satire, then too bad so sad, go look for a safe space or go find someone who allegedly cares. We don’t!
We do not promote or wish for anyone to go out and do absolutely nothing, thinking that they may be rewarded with any make believe, digital or any other form of currency.
We do not claim that anything stated about any type of “Lock Down” in any way, manner, context or form is factual.
If anything may in any way resemble anything seen, heard, experienced or not in any way, who cares, that obviously wasn’t and isn’t the intention, sort of, maybe, idk. Who cares.
In the event that there is a “LOCKDOWN COIN” out there, or if one is to come about at any time in future, all we can say is “F#CK IT”, and it is sure not anything related to this satirical text.
The one and only thing that we can definitely say, without tears of laughter is that: